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ToddG
08-25-09, 16:31
Two leaves on my windshield
http://9x19mm.com/photoalbum/albums/userpics/twoleaves.jpg

Except one's not a leaf
http://9x19mm.com/photoalbum/albums/userpics/notaleaf.jpg

WTF?
http://9x19mm.com/photoalbum/albums/userpics/uglymug.jpg

JSandi
08-25-09, 16:35
http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr134/jsandi1201/killitwithfire.jpg

Dave L.
08-25-09, 16:39
That's F*cking Scary Man!

Mac5.56
08-25-09, 16:39
Wow, that is absolutely amazing!!! Do you want me to forward that to my mother (a biologist with entomology degree) to see if it can be identified?

First question is how many legs does it have???

Zhurdan
08-25-09, 16:51
http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/431_ObiWan.JPG
That's no leaf, It's a SPACE STATION!!!!

caporider
08-25-09, 16:52
WTF?

Was it alive and moving, and where is it now?

MisterWilson
08-25-09, 16:52
Wow, that is absolutely amazing!!! Do you want me to forward that to my mother (a biologist with entomology degree) to see if it can be identified?

First question is how many legs does it have???

Well hell yeah man, what are you waiting on!?

Number of legs? Well...that's relative.

Heavy Metal
08-25-09, 16:56
Some kind of leaf mimic Todd:

http://conservationreport.com/2008/11/08/can-you-see-me-animal-camouflage-leaf-mimics/

_JD_
08-25-09, 17:01
OK, that would about creep me the hell out...

I can deal with bats flying around the bed room at 3am, but just what the hell is that thing????

K.L. Davis
08-25-09, 17:03
phobetron pithecium larvae

ToddG
08-25-09, 17:35
No legs. It undulated along its belly while moving. I watched it the whole ride home from Caribou Coffee to my house. It just stuck to the windshield, the little "leaf/leg" things blowing like crazy.

It's probably about 2/3 the size of the palm of my hand.

Thanks for the definitive answer, KLD. Oddly enough, when I tried to answer my question by throwing my scrabble set on the ground, it spelled out the exact same thing.

edited to add: Yes, it was still alive last I knew. I didn't touch it and assumed it wasn't in need of killing. It was clearly non-aggressive (or at least lacked the ability to jump, spit, or otherwise hurt me) while I was taking photos of it from 2-3" away.

chadbag
08-25-09, 17:45
phobetron pithecium larvae

FWIW

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phobetron_pithecium

TY44934
08-25-09, 17:47
Googled it. Before you decide to bring it home for the kids as the new family pet, consider what I just found:

"Larva(e)
This dark brown, hairy caterpillar is easy to recognize because of the nine pairs of fleshy appendages protruding from its body. The hagmoth larva is another of the slug caterpillars which have urticarial hairs and can produce serious dermatitis (stinging rash) when handled. Hagmoths are usually found singly feeding on low branches of shrubs and deciduous trees (oaks, other hardwoods, etc.).
Clemson University - USDA Cooperative Extension Slide Series.

Could be endangered. Just ignore it until it crawls off (unless it ends up on seat, in shoes, etc).

bkb0000
08-25-09, 17:48
nothing that looks like that should be allowed to live.

JHC
08-25-09, 17:52
With all due respect, it should have been killed . . . then burned. It could have been of alien origin and the start of something really bad.

A few years back I shot a squirrel with a huge growth on it and in dressing and skinning I found this foul larvae creature. I killed it. And burned it. (see above). Then all my "local" friends told me it was just a "wolf larvae" or some such. A parasitic fly. KRIST!

Holy crap that thing was ugly. Is.

Nathan_Bell
08-25-09, 17:57
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/363382main_image_1397_946-710.jpg

Yeah, I know it's a volcano.

DrMark
08-25-09, 18:05
No legs. It undulated along its belly while moving.

...reminds me of this time at a strip bar in South Philly...

Nevermind, don't wanna take the thread OT.

tinman44
08-25-09, 18:07
Thanks for the definitive answer, KLD. Oddly enough, when I tried to answer my question by throwing my scrabble set on the ground, it spelled out the exact same thing.


I'll have to try this.

Nathan_Bell
08-25-09, 18:23
Thanks for the definitive answer, KLD. Oddly enough, when I tried to answer my question by throwing my scrabble set on the ground, it spelled out the exact same thing.
.

You didn't come up with "What is six times seven"?

RogerinTPA
08-25-09, 18:24
With what appears to be 6 pairs of eyes on those appendages, that's gotta be the weirdest looking life form I've ever seen. :eek:

QuickStrike
08-25-09, 18:34
Holy crap! That looks like a vampire bat + squid fins + something else. Pretty freaky lookin' for sure.

I wouldn't let that shit crawl on my hand. Crickets/scorpions are my limit.

HD1911
08-25-09, 18:37
Now that's freaky looking...I would smash it with one of your many pistols ;)

MisterWilson
08-25-09, 18:43
FWIW

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phobetron_pithecium

Someone needs to put these pictures up on Wiki, as they're far better than the ones they currently have.

chadbag
08-25-09, 19:05
Someone needs to put these pictures up on Wiki, as they're far better than the ones they currently have.

The one here actually looks different. Does not have the requisite number of "leg"-thing protrusions.

K.L. Davis
08-25-09, 19:11
The one here actually looks different. Does not have the requisite number of "leg"-thing protrusions.

Arms... deciduous... usually three sets (6) long ones and three sets (6) short ones... but not always.

Detmongo
08-25-09, 19:55
dude that's fxxkin creapy:eek:

TheGreenRanger24
08-25-09, 20:04
Well that is an . . . interesting looking creature. Truth is definitely stranger than fiction here. :p

mattjmcd
08-25-09, 20:06
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/363382main_image_1397_946-710.jpg

Yeah, I know it's a volcano.

You stole my quote!!!:D

TheGreenRanger24
08-25-09, 20:12
Of course you realize that thing is going to grow up into this:
http://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss109/TheGreenRanger24/Cthulhu_and_Rlyeh.jpg
Sorry, couldn't resist. ;)

6933
08-25-09, 20:21
Todd- Hope you saved it. I think it may be a severely malformed bat. From what I can tell you are in MD? How about sending it to the NC Zoo? I'm a bio major and have extensive entomological experience in ugrad research and can say the NC Zoo has one of the finest entomology programs as well as a major bat program. At least send it to a U of MD entomology professor. I really hope you still have it.

It could possibly be dormant and crawl into an ear canal where it will asexually multiply.:D However, from what I have heard, it may be able to sexually reproduce in your house due to the owners proclivities.:p

geminidglocker
08-25-09, 20:53
This made my day. Thank you. That thing looks like something from "The Wrath of Khan." I would not want it crawling on me. Nice pics' by the way.

Cameron
08-25-09, 21:23
Thanks for the definitive answer, KLD. Oddly enough, when I tried to answer my question by throwing my scrabble set on the ground, it spelled out the exact same thing.

That's funny, I actually laughed out loud.

Cameron

thedog
08-26-09, 00:17
Not a possum. Or chupacabra. Don't kill it "with fire". Drink a beer with it. Then see if it provides more beer. If not, kill it.

simple...

:D dog

bkb0000
08-26-09, 01:03
Not a possum. Or chupacabra. Don't kill it "with fire". Drink a beer with it. Then see if it provides more beer. If not, kill it.

simple...

:D dog

the most rational post i've ever seen on this forum, on any topic. outstanding, dog.

thedog
08-26-09, 01:23
the most rational post i've ever seen on this forum, on any topic. outstanding, dog.

I stand humbled. On four legs! :D

Thanks, friend! dog

NightFighter
08-26-09, 10:27
You should take some camcorder shots of the creature and send them to SyFy I am sure they would make a movie of the creature and you would get paid royalties from the movie. Title: The Leaf Monster from the Unknown. :D

RemMan700
08-26-09, 12:15
Maybe the little pointy things are like udders. Try to milk it! :D

sjohnny
08-26-09, 12:39
That's great! Cthullu was my first thought when I saw the pics.


Of course you realize that thing is going to grow up into this:
http://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss109/TheGreenRanger24/Cthulhu_and_Rlyeh.jpg
Sorry, couldn't resist. ;)

Longhorn
08-26-09, 13:15
Note to self: Do not attend BBQ at Todd' house unarmed!

Between the spider pic and this looks like all the "creepy crawlers" are attracted to him lol.

rickrock305
08-26-09, 21:20
LOL, crazy creature!

i don't know which response was better...burn it, nuke it, have a beer with it, or milk it. :D

Safetyhit
08-26-09, 21:29
With all due respect, it should have been killed . . . then burned. It could have been of alien origin and the start of something really bad.




This is just great.


Anyway, it is a Mountain Moth-Leaf-Slug common in many northeastern areas.










Just kidding. No clue WTF it is.

SpankMonkey
08-26-09, 22:03
Man my kids gonna freak when she see's this. :D

geminidglocker
08-26-09, 22:50
Oh, yeah,... and definitely kill it with fire.

Ligament
08-27-09, 01:02
God damn that thing is nasty looking. Please airlift it to the middle east as a gift.

TY44934
08-27-09, 10:28
OK - majority of votes seem to be in favor of killing it, but before you use the H&K 9mm on it, wouldn't it be a good idea to move it off the windshield of your car first?

ToddG
08-27-09, 11:31
There is something ridiculously hilarious about a bunch of guys who log in to talk about their macho plans for dealing with home invasions, muggings, zombie invasions, etc. ... but who scream "kill it, kill it!" like little girls when they see a harmless bug. :p

bkb0000
08-27-09, 11:33
There is something ridiculously hilarious about a bunch of guys who log in to talk about their macho plans for dealing with home invasions, muggings, zombie invasions, etc. ... but who scream "kill it, kill it!" like little girls when they see a harmless bug. :p

remember olliphants and meeces?

John_Wayne777
08-27-09, 11:52
There is something ridiculously hilarious about a bunch of guys who log in to talk about their macho plans for dealing with home invasions, muggings, zombie invasions, etc. ... but who scream "kill it, kill it!" like little girls when they see a harmless bug. :p

If I came out and found a meth-head on my windshield...well...

FlyAndFight
08-27-09, 12:40
Baby Mothra!! :eek:

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/4524/mothra.jpg (http://img356.imageshack.us/i/mothra.jpg/)