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Outlander Systems
09-05-09, 19:16
Quite possibly the greatest website, ever:

Shit My Dad Says (http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays)
mmike87
09-05-09, 19:20
I've said a few of those myself ... some funny stuff there.
Outlander Systems
09-05-09, 19:23
Justin's dad possesses an amazing level of honesty. I dig it.

"I just did an hour on the gym machine. I'm sweaty and I have to shit. Where's my fannypack, this workout is over."

Had me in stitches.
Mark71
09-05-09, 19:30
That site is hilarious! Great find!
:D
perna
09-05-09, 19:44
It is the best thing on twitter.
Alpha Sierra
09-05-09, 19:50
Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer.


"You need to flush the toilet more than once...No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet."


"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

LOL!!!
chavez_e_chavez
09-05-09, 19:55
LMAO!!!
MSP "Sarge"
09-05-09, 20:30
Sounds like my buddy's dad. hahaha
ljlinson1206
09-05-09, 22:54
I laughed my ass off. Some of those fathers are from around here!!!!!!!!
FromMyColdDeadHand
09-06-09, 00:43
"The dog is not bored, it's a ****ing dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a ****ing rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."

Genius.
TMMT
09-06-09, 00:44
"It's just a ****ing june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"


"The dog is not bored, it's a ****ing dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a ****ing rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."
:D :D:D:D
Mac5.56
09-06-09, 01:36
great site Landlord, thanks for linking to it!
SWATcop556
09-06-09, 02:00
I've only been a dad for a few weeks now and I've even thrown out some great one-liners. Great read and a good laugh!!
Selftest
09-06-09, 02:02
Been following this on Twitter for a little while now. Some absolute comedic gems, for sure.
C-Fish
09-06-09, 09:44
Very funny...Thanks for sharing.


"You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bullshit."

CLASSIC!
Armati
09-06-09, 10:08
This guy is from my dad's generation. My dad was a Korean War vet. The character in "Grand Torino" was also like this. Maybe that was just the way they made them back then.

Kids today (and a lot of Baby Boomers) could take a lesson from these guys.
bullseye
09-06-09, 12:57
the dude might have watched too much "archie bunker" when he was younger. ole archie was a wis old sage,,for sure.