View Full Version : You know your rifle is crap if... (gun humor)
Iraq Ninja
09-13-09, 13:58
I made up this list for shooters who fail to realize that their rifle is a lemon. Feel free to add any of your own...
You know your rifle is crap if...
It has a hard time getting a tight one shot group.
You have to oil it with lemon juice
It has a bolt face like a rock climber's knee
People ask you why you painted over the orange flash suppressor.
People ask you "you want peanut butter with that jam"?
Your firing pin applied for unemployment.
When you get ready to shoot, other people take out their earplugs.
People at the range ask you to stop cussing so much.
Your pasties are simulated bullet holes.
The only day your range will let you shoot is Feb 30th.
When you take your rifle off safe, the other shooters walk down range to check their targets.
They have to mow the grass behind your target.
Dust won't even seat in your mag well.
FromMyColdDeadHand
09-13-09, 14:09
Stick with your day job :D
Lemon Juice?
By pasties I thought you meant the things strippers wear whan they can't go topless.
I might just have to start yelling out "Peanut Butter!".
Your pasties are simulated bullet holes.
They have to mow the grass behind your target.
Haha great stuff. These two are my favorite.
How about you are a subject matter expert on stopages!
You know your rifle is crap when your tac reload consists of asking your mom for a ride to the store to buy refill bb packs.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Metroliner/different.jpg
Failure2Stop
09-13-09, 15:16
You know your rifle is crap if-
it is so KISS it can only be usefully employed as a club.
geminidglocker
09-13-09, 15:23
If it was featured in the "Bubba Gun" thread.;)
M4tographer
09-13-09, 15:42
You know your rifle is crap if-
it is so KISS it can only be usefully employed as a club.
or...
it is KISS so it's EASIER TO USE as a club. :D
removed
edited as requested :)
k_cheerangie
09-13-09, 16:47
^^^^^^^^^^^^
It's making me laugh pretty good. I think it was only a matter of time before fellings started to get hurt.:D
RogerinTPA
09-13-09, 16:49
Removed
In an attempt to save the thread.
You know your rifle is crap if...
the only reason the rifle is loaded is in case you bayonette fails.
promag mags actually improves reliability.
lorcin owners laugh at you.
a pair of pliers is your extractor/ejector.
That's all I have now. Maybe I'll come up with better one later.
Failure2Stop
09-13-09, 16:51
Be civil.
geminidglocker
09-13-09, 16:55
If it looks like an AR, but is chambered for .410 Shotshells.:D
If it looks like an AR, but is chambered for .410 Shotshells.:D
And is a break-open single shot...
geminidglocker
09-13-09, 20:05
If it is one of these.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73RJxBlif0Q
If it is one of these.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73RJxBlif0Q
At least these wont rattle much!:D
If your chainsaw bayonet is the most dangerous part.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ljd_hUxCfI
I made up this list for shooters who fail to realize that their rifle is a lemon. Feel free to add any of your own...
You know your rifle is crap if...
When you get ready to shoot, other people take out their earplugs.
People at the range ask you to stop cussing so much.
The only day your range will let you shoot is Feb 30th.
When you take your rifle off safe, the other shooters walk down range to check their targets.
Great idea for a thread. I like these best... :D
hillmillenia
09-14-09, 19:28
Yeah if it's stamped armscor and the FCG pins are made of music wire...:rolleyes:
exiledtoIA
09-16-09, 20:49
Your B10 lights one when you walk up to the firing point.
The hostage on your target is diagnosed with " Stockholm Syndrome"
Your target doesn't move but the ones on either side don body armor.
You know your rifle is crap if Sen. Feinstein uses it as an example of an acceptable firearm to own.
You know your rifle is crap if-
it is so KISS it can only be usefully employed as a club.
hahahahahahaha! :D
The hostage on your target is diagnosed with " Stockholm Syndrome"
This has to be my favorite in the entire thread! :)
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