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QuietShootr

11-09-09, 20:49

I awoke this morning to find the following voicemail from someone who shall remain nameless for his and his command's sake:

"Good morning! This is your daily ISAF Safety Gram!

You should know that hand sanitizer is neither properly used as a personal lubricant, nor a contraceptive. Have a safe day!”

FromMyColdDeadHand

11-09-09, 21:22

Oh my god, that would BURN!

DragonDoc

11-10-09, 12:04

I awoke this morning to find the following voicemail from someone who shall remain nameless for his and his command's sake:

"Good morning! This is your daily ISAF Safety Gram!

You should know that hand sanitizer is neither properly used as a personal lubricant, nor a contraceptive. Have a safe day!”

Damn!!! So how is Joe supposed to have some good clean fun in theater now. :D;)

rifleman2000

11-10-09, 12:14

Damn!!! So how is Joe supposed to have some good clean fun in theater now. :D;)

It will be clean anyhow.

awm14hp

11-10-09, 13:54

I awoke this morning to find the following voicemail from someone who shall remain nameless for his and his command's sake:

"Good morning! This is your daily ISAF Safety Gram!

You should know that hand sanitizer is neither properly used as a personal lubricant, nor a contraceptive. Have a safe day!”

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ouch nothing good comes out of using that for either of those things......