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12-26-09, 14:05
...Twas The Night Before Jihad...written by Don Shipley
Twas the night before Jihad, and all through my mud ****ing hut
Not a Taliban was stirring, after our orgy of Man-Butt...
The AK's were all slung on our backs with great care
In hopes that the Infidels soon would be there...
Al-Qaida were all nestled and asleep on the floor
Laid next to my Mother, that sperm burping whore...
One wife in her Burka, as I do have a few
Rolled over in bed and gave me a chew...
When out near the goat pens, I could hear a low moan
I knew right away, it was a Predator Drone...
Away to the window, my AK in tow
I knew I was about to reap what I sow...
The moon on the breast of the rotor washed sand
Brought death from above as the Helo's started to land...
My eyes filled with wonder, my heart skipped a beat
It was a squad of SEALs, and they were bringing the HEAT...
With a steely Pointman so lively and quick
I was hit with a laser, his safety off with a click...
More rapid than eagles, they fanned out as they came
9-11 we'd regret, this was no ****in game...
UP BREACHER, UP BREACHER, and they stacked on the door
I SCREAMED to my friends, "GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!"
To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall
"RUN AWAY AND HIDE BEFORE THEY KILL US ALL."
And then in a twinkling I heard the door BLOW
A second later, I heard one yell "GO!"
As I drew in my head, and was turning around
I was struck in the chest by a 5.56 round...
He was dressed in armor from his head to his toe
His weapon trained on my head, and I began to SCREAM "NOOOO."
The shooting soon stopped, finally someone YELLED "CLEAR"
"Don't move MOTHER ****ER, get the Corpsman over here."
His eyes glowed from night-vision, his face bearded and hairy
His breathing was heavy, his mood was not merry...
His teeth were clenched, my awakening was rude
He scanned the dead Taliban, and muttered the word "Dude."
"Take care of this Shitbag," he yelled to the Doc
Zip-Zip went the flexcuffs behind my back with a lock...
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
The IV went in, and I felt like a jerk...
The building in New York, had started this war
I was over his shoulder, carried out through the door...
On board my first Helo as we lifted in flight
It was not over yet, it would be a long night...
I grinned and I smiled as they flew me to jail
One more trick up my sleeve, these SEALs I would rail...
"We're you abused by these men, your lip looks swollen and big"
OH YES, they abused me, I said to the INFIDEL PIG."
Twas the night before Jihad, and all through my mud ****ing hut
Not a Taliban was stirring, after our orgy of Man-Butt...
The AK's were all slung on our backs with great care
In hopes that the Infidels soon would be there...
Al-Qaida were all nestled and asleep on the floor
Laid next to my Mother, that sperm burping whore...
One wife in her Burka, as I do have a few
Rolled over in bed and gave me a chew...
When out near the goat pens, I could hear a low moan
I knew right away, it was a Predator Drone...
Away to the window, my AK in tow
I knew I was about to reap what I sow...
The moon on the breast of the rotor washed sand
Brought death from above as the Helo's started to land...
My eyes filled with wonder, my heart skipped a beat
It was a squad of SEALs, and they were bringing the HEAT...
With a steely Pointman so lively and quick
I was hit with a laser, his safety off with a click...
More rapid than eagles, they fanned out as they came
9-11 we'd regret, this was no ****in game...
UP BREACHER, UP BREACHER, and they stacked on the door
I SCREAMED to my friends, "GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!"
To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall
"RUN AWAY AND HIDE BEFORE THEY KILL US ALL."
And then in a twinkling I heard the door BLOW
A second later, I heard one yell "GO!"
As I drew in my head, and was turning around
I was struck in the chest by a 5.56 round...
He was dressed in armor from his head to his toe
His weapon trained on my head, and I began to SCREAM "NOOOO."
The shooting soon stopped, finally someone YELLED "CLEAR"
"Don't move MOTHER ****ER, get the Corpsman over here."
His eyes glowed from night-vision, his face bearded and hairy
His breathing was heavy, his mood was not merry...
His teeth were clenched, my awakening was rude
He scanned the dead Taliban, and muttered the word "Dude."
"Take care of this Shitbag," he yelled to the Doc
Zip-Zip went the flexcuffs behind my back with a lock...
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
The IV went in, and I felt like a jerk...
The building in New York, had started this war
I was over his shoulder, carried out through the door...
On board my first Helo as we lifted in flight
It was not over yet, it would be a long night...
I grinned and I smiled as they flew me to jail
One more trick up my sleeve, these SEALs I would rail...
"We're you abused by these men, your lip looks swollen and big"
OH YES, they abused me, I said to the INFIDEL PIG."