Headlines of the Future

[Business_Casual]

Based on what I see the young folks writing online and how they speak to each other, I've written some "headlines of the future" for us to expect.

"Suicide Bomber Kills Like Twenty"

"Fed Raises Interest Rates or Something"

"Famous Dude Arrested, Driving While Totally Buzzed"

"Federal Debt Really Whack"

Write your own.

M_P

[LOKNLOD]

"Watch UR snail mail, maor rebate √'s coming to UR hizzy"
"OMFG WTF Game Over, Man"
"China wants money back, US says 'Pwnd :(' "

I will say this...young folks have no monopoly on lazy and stupid. They just take it to new heights.

We've sown no wheat, now we reap only chaff.

[Business_Casual]

"Election Dude Axes Us to Vote 4 Him at Rally"

[Palmguy]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/Idiocracy_movie_poster.jpg

[Armati]

Bottom line, you reap what you sow.

This generation are the children of Baby Boomers. And 'we' have turned out as expected.

[HD1911]

Bottom line, you reap what you sow.

This generation are the children of Baby Boomers. And they 'we' have turned out as expected.

I have never understood how older adults are always surprised by how the "younger" Generation is turning out...they never seem to analyze themselves and wonder what they might have done wrong or if they even tried to be real parents at all.


Kinda like the whole voting thing and all these corrupt bastards in the Govt.

[Zhurdan]

"Dude, like for real, there was a fire downtown last night!"

[ZDL]

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