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HK45
05-24-10, 10:02
http://www.theonion.com/articles/deranged-gunman-opens-fire-on-shooting-range,17468/

The Horror...
Littlelebowski
05-24-10, 10:24
Hate those pale males! Those are the only people that shoot guns anyway.
Fyrhazzrd
05-24-10, 10:51
Tell me I read that wrong. I could swear it said that no charges have been filed. I'm confused. How could he kill those people in cold blood and not have any charges filed against him.

Am I missing something?
Littlelebowski
05-24-10, 10:52
Yes, you are missing something. Re-read it.
Chameleox
05-24-10, 10:55
Ya gotta love the Onion!
m1a_scoutguy
05-24-10, 10:55
WTF,,he does sound "Deranged" he went to a gun range & shot a gun !!!!:eek::eek: He also once shot a Beautiful 6 Point buck,,,;) Hmmmm,,its called hunting and then you eat it !!!! :D Pretty interesting story to say the least,,,what even prompted the whole thing,,I can't figure that out !! He went to a gun range,,bought ammo,,shot the ammo in a rapid fashion & then left,,,,sounds pretty bad !!! Oh well,,glad no one was hurt,,,only the target !! ;)

Duh,,,:confused:,I guess I'm the dumb ass,,LOL,,,,I see that it is the Onion,,,,I should of looked a little closer !!! Ya got me,,Ha,,Ha,!!!! :)
ForTehNguyen
05-24-10, 10:56
onion still manages to trick the unaware every single time :D
TOrrock
05-24-10, 10:56
Tell me I read that wrong. I could swear it said that no charges have been filed. I'm confused. How could he kill those people in cold blood and not have any charges filed against him.

Am I missing something?


Google "The Onion".
DragonDoc
05-24-10, 11:00
Am I missing something?

Just the satire. He was shooting targets.
rickrock305
05-24-10, 11:06
onion still manages to trick the unaware every single time :D


never fails! :D
rifleman2000
05-24-10, 11:46
Tell me I read that wrong. I could swear it said that no charges have been filed. I'm confused. How could he kill those people in cold blood and not have any charges filed against him.

Am I missing something?

The fascist Republicans are filibustering the Paper Target Civil Rights Bill.
Fyrhazzrd
05-24-10, 11:54
Okay, I didn't catch on that it was the onion. I just read the article.. LOL
Avenger29
05-24-10, 12:49
The fascist Republicans are filibustering the Paper Target Civil Rights Bill.

Think of the silhouettes!
sammage
05-24-10, 14:34
A handwritten note on the gunman's refrigerator warned the shooting spree would occur "after he picked up groceries."

Somebody didn't recognize the warning signs.
TehLlama
05-24-10, 16:05
You mean I missed a chance to get somebody with the ocular penetration act video?
el_chingoton13
05-24-10, 16:25
You mean I missed a chance to get somebody with the ocular penetration act video?

Now that's an intriguing bill.... :D
skyugo
05-24-10, 21:38
:D

that's great... they capture the complete drama fest that the media makes out of every gun related event so perfectly :D
P2000
05-24-10, 21:44
Ha ha. Sounds like it was written about me today.