I'm a dad!

[Rated21R]

My wife gave birth to our beautiful baby girl, Madison Avery at 0235 this morning. She is so amazing. Truly the greatest feeling ever. Both baby and mom are doing great. The first day of summer turned out to be a beautiful day indeed. :D

[chadbag]

My wife gave birth to our beautiful baby girl, Madison Avery at 0235 this morning. She is so amazing. Truly the greatest feeling ever. Both baby and mom are doing great. The first day of summer turned out to be a beautiful day indeed. :D

Congrats! Is this your first?

[99HMC4]

Congrats and happy fathers day! I have a 3 year old SOn and a new two month old Girl. I love em but no more for us! If ya know what I mean (snip, snip).....:D

[kry226]

Congrats. Time to buy more guns. :)

[GermanSynergy]

Congrats brother! :)

[Dirk Williams]

R21 Congratulations. Being a father especially a new father is the best job you will ever have.

Dirk

[Mark71]

Congratulations!

[Alex V]

Big Congrats!

Man, born less than 4 hours after father's day. She really did not want to go out and get you a card hu?

J/K

Congratulations!

[mr_smiles]

Congrats !

[markdh720]

Congratulations! Best of health to your baby girl! Mine means the world to me. :D

[JackOSU]

Congrats. Perfect gift you could have gotten!

[DocHolliday01]

Congrats man. Being a Dad is awesome.

[MarshallDodge]

Congratulations. Your life has now changed...for the better. :D

[Dozer]

Congratulations and welcome to many sleepless nights.

[HES]

Congrats and welcome to the club. Since you just had a baby girl let me give you this bit of advice. She owns you and you are happy to be owned. If you keep this in mind then all will be well ;)

[C4IGrant]

Very Cool!


C4

[Artos]

Good stuff...congrats and Happy Fathers Day amigo!!

[Honu]

congrats :) truly changes your life doesnt it :)

[Safetyhit]

It was the best day of my life as well. And still going at 6....

Enjoy every day while they last.

[Irish]

Congratulations! We have one on the way as well. :D

[LegalAlien]

Congrats and welcome to the club. Since you just had a baby girl let me give you this bit of advice. She owns you and you are happy to be owned. If you keep this in mind then all will be well ;)

HES couold not have said it any better.

Congrats. The most lethal weapon is the little pinky of your own daughter. Be warned!!!!!!

[Rated21R]

Thank you all! It truly is amazing. It still hasn't really sunk in yet.

[Irish]

You should post a picture.

[Scoby]

Congradulations!!!!

Nothing like having a baby girl. Mine has me wrapped.

Scoby

[militarymoron]

congrats!

[decodeddiesel]

My little Abigail just turned one. I can tell you that the first year is amazing!

Congrats bro!

[Macx]

That is a great day after father's day gift. Congrats! It'll make forgetting the birthday pretty darn hard.

[Rated21R]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/3694/dsc0027cx.jpg

Here is my favorite so far.

[Irish]

Here is my favorite so far.

She's beautiful! Congrats again.

[The_War_Wagon]

I have 3 boys - oldest is 9, and my twins just turned 6 - but my baby girl (age 4) loves daddy best. :D You don't know love, until you're the daddy of a baby girl. ;) Congratulations.

[Quiet-Matt]

Awesome! Congratulations.

[kry226]

You don't know love, until you're the daddy of a baby girl. ;) Congratulations.

Good sir, I'd have to add sheer terror too. Having a daughter is truly a gift from God, but I am terrified about what's going to happen in 12 years when my girl, who's now five, begins dating (if she's lucky :D).

Oh, the horror. :eek:

Congrats again, R21. :cool:

[SeriousStudent]

She looks like a little angel! Best wishes for her and Mom.

It's not to early to start investing in a quality carbine for her, ya know. I know this guy that will build a good one, just for her.....:D

[Magic_Salad0892]

Congrats!

(I have 8 nephews. O_O)

[rubberneck]

Congratulations.

[sadmin]

congratulations and God bless!

[rat31465]

Nothing like a baby to help set ones priorities especially when that baby is a girl...I know I had two girls. My oldest just gave birth to my second Grandson on 6/17.
With Girls though something changes inside you and you begin looking at the world and women a little differently.
Remember those young hard bodied Women working at Hooters that in the past you may have taken pleasure at watching as they hocked chicken wings out to their patrons? Well suddenly you begin to realize that they aren't just hotties...they are some other man's daughter's.

Here is a little something that will help you once your little girl gets closer to the dating age...It helped me.

I also recommend you listen to the song and commit large portions of it to memory..."Cleaning this Gun" by Rodney Atkins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oxcpKKU68c

Application for Permission to Date My Daughter

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APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless
accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage,
and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________

HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________

SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________

BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES____________________________________________

HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______

Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain:
______________________________________________________________

Number of years they have been married ______________________________

If less than your age, explain
______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________


ACCESSORIES SECTION:

A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No

B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No

C. A waterbed? __Yes __No

D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No

E. A tattoo? __Yes __No

F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No
pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?

(IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION
AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)


ESSAY SECTION:

In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________


REFERENCES SECTION:

Church you attend ___________________________________________________

How often you attend ________________________________________________

When would be the best time to interview your:

father? _____________

mother? _____________

pastor? _____________


SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:

Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers
are confidential.

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:

______________________________________________________________

B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:

______________________________________________________________

C: A woman's place is in the:

______________________________________________________________

D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:

______________________________________________________________

E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ___________________________

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________

F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:

______________________________________________________________

F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO
THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,
NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE
WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.


_________________________________________________________
Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)


_______________________________ ________________________________
Mother's Signature Father's Signature

_______________________________ ________________________________
Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman

Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and
non-sexual. Please allow four to six years for processing.

You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do
not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would
cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be
notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases.
(you might watch your back)

[Rated21R]

My wife and I cannot stop laughing at that last one. Too funny. Thanks. :D

[tampam4]

Rated21R, you have a gorgeous daughter there! You can be one heck of a proud dad. I wish you and your family all the best in the coming years which will surely be the best you've had so far!