montanadave
08-14-10, 07:27
In a recent Playboy interview, Paul Reubens (AKA Pee-Wee Herman) contends that he would have been cleared of the charge of public indecency (allegedly masturbating in a porn theater back in 1991) had he chosen to go to trial.
The following is excerpted from the full interview at http://www.playboy.com/articles/paul-reubens-playboy-interview/index.html?page=1
REUBENS: Had we gone to trial, we had ready an expert from the Masters and Johnson Institute who was going to testify that in 30 years of research on masturbation the institute had never found one person who masturbated with his or her nondominant hand. I’m right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn’t have been me.
I always knew, deep in my heart, that Pee-Wee was innocent. :laugh:
The following is excerpted from the full interview at http://www.playboy.com/articles/paul-reubens-playboy-interview/index.html?page=1
REUBENS: Had we gone to trial, we had ready an expert from the Masters and Johnson Institute who was going to testify that in 30 years of research on masturbation the institute had never found one person who masturbated with his or her nondominant hand. I’m right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn’t have been me.
I always knew, deep in my heart, that Pee-Wee was innocent. :laugh: