What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?

[SteyrAUG]

Time to see who knows the classics?

Sure it was designed to make fun of us, but it mostly backfired and become on of ours. I knew somebody was on the inside when Donald explained to his fiance "It's not a machine gun honey, it's only a semi auto."

:D

Donald: Jaaaack?
Jack: Yeah?
Donald: Time out, OK?
Jack: Time out?
Donald: Time out.
Jack: What do you mean, 'time out?'
Donald: You're not gonna believe this. I was in a hurry when I left the cabin this morning, and, well, silly me, I got the wrong bullets.


Donald: You shot my gun god damn it! You're not supposed to shoot a person's gun! Oh, now that pisses me off! You know how much one of these cost?

Donald Quinelle: I'm sorry I'm gonna have to blow a large hole in your skivvy heart.

Donald Quinelle: OK, Mr. Honky Mo-Fo... take your best shot!

[TOrrock]

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPyhmwjH7II)

[Business_Casual]

Good tactics - he abandons the bullet magnet (car) immediately.
:D



B_C

[LHS]

I have never even heard of this movie. Time to check Netflix.

Yep, it's there. Added to my queue.

[one]

Candice Paluso: Listen, this is gonna sound like a really stupid question, but, uh, aren't you guys gonna get really bored out here if society doesn't collapse?
Donald Quinelle: I wouldn't worry about that. Wes says society is heading for the big "flush". And we're going to be the ones who are clinging to the rim while everything else goes down.
Candice Paluso: Eeew!
Sonny Paluso: What're you going to do if things get better?
Donald Quinelle: Is the air getting better?
Candice Paluso: That's true.
Donald Quinelle: The economy? The Middle East? Arts, literature, television, US Presidents improving?
Sonny Paluso: Anyone can nitpick.
Donald Quinelle: Sonny, name one thing that's gotten better in the last ten years.
Sonny Paluso: [Sonny is stumped]
Donald Quinelle: See?
Candice Paluso: Video games.
Sonny Paluso: Video games! There you are.
Donald Quinelle: Alright, I acknowledge that.

All that's on the imdb quotes page but I remember it just like it was the 80's. I thought this cut and paste could be a line in a movie today and still be relevant!

I watched that thing with my shooting buds over and over. Hell I even still have an old VHS of it somewhere.