Anti White Racism Again Rears It's Ugly Head...

[SteyrAUG]

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/04/crackers.jpg

Even in the grocery store The Man has to try and keep me down.

[Belmont31R]

My local grocery store has a sign like that which says 'SALTY SNACKS', and I ask my wife every time we go by it if she'd like me to give her a salty snack.

[Gutshot John]

That was damn funny.

[Irish]

Now that's funny! Thanks for the laugh! :sarcastic:

[Moose-Knuckle]

That is some funny shit! Reminds me of engrish.com

[bkb0000]

http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/fresh-herpes.jpg

engrish.com is one of the funniest things in the history of mankind.

[ALCOAR]

http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/whitepeople.jpg

I'm totally cool w. folks calling me a cracker....it's the honky one that infuriates me:D

7 Things White People Can Do If They Want To Be Taken Seriously As An Oppressed Minority....
http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/7-things-white-people-can-do-if-they-want-to-be-taken-seriously-as-an-oppressed-minority/

Quick summery...

1. CREATE MORE OFFENSIVE RACIAL SLURS FOR WHITE PEOPLE

2. FIND LEADERS WHO AREN’T PSYCHOS OR IDIOTS..(perfect examples were given showing Beck and Palin)

3. ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THE TERM “WHITENESS STUDIES” SUCKS AND COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER

4. ENCOURAGE MORE WHITE IMMIGRANTS TO COME HERE ILLEGALLY...(I was rotfl at this one.)

5. PUT MORE PEOPLE OF COLOR IN POSITIONS OF POWER

6. SPEND TIME “WORKING” AS A SLAVE

7. SIT ON YOUR ASS AND WAIT FOR 2050

[bkb0000]

having a party tonight...

http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/erection-party.jpg

[kdcgrohl]

4. ENCOURAGE MORE WHITE IMMIGRANTS TO COME HERE ILLEGALLY...(I was rotfl at this one.)


That is absolutely hilarious. Love it.

[Magic_Salad0892]

Engrish is amazing

Monday through Friday is also hilarious.

[The_War_Wagon]

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/04/crackers.jpg

Not bad - you came in third out of three! :p

[Spiffums]

Dang it you owe me a new white flat sheet for the bed....... I cut holes in mine while the thread was loading........:cray:

[Suwannee Tim]

When someone calls me a cracker I have to congratulate them on their profound grasp of the obvious. Folks hate it when they call me or one of my ilk a redneck and get a big, appreciative grin in response.:D "Thank you sir! How nice of you to notice!"

[Bowser]

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

[LHS]

Best "Engrish" I ever saw was a warning on a utility knife that said "Keep Out Of Children".

[Bowser]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVfbTqRJliw

[Redmanfms]

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

Stopped being funny when Christian got the book deal.

[Bowser]

Stopped being funny when Christian got the book deal.

I haven't check that site in years, but it does seemed to have changed quite a bit.

[Magic_Salad0892]

Stuff White People like is funny because a lot of it is true.

I love David Sedaris, and Fight Club.

[montanadave]

Year's ago, Jim Belushi did a "White Man" rap on SNL. I can't find a clip but I kind of remember some of the lyrics. It was funny enough that it obviously stuck in my head.

I'm a white, I'm extremely white
and I walk with my buttocks extremely tight.

Got a BMW, and a MBA
and I vote GOP come election day.

My wife's liberated, she belongs to NOW
but we voted for Reagan anyhow.

Yeah, I voted for Reagan and his tax cuts
'cuz they hurt other people but they don't hurt us

Maybe somebody can actually did up the video somewhere

:laugh:

[ALCOAR]

"I’m a white guy, I don’t take no crap
When I deliver my white rap

I got my money the old fashioned way
My granddaddy dropped dead one day

I’m rich, hot damn
I never had to go to Vietnam

Got a BMW and MBA
Vote GOP on Election Day

On Sundays for an extra thrill
We fire up the Weber grill
Invite some white guys and their wives
We drink to within an inch of our lives
Then it’s off to Ruth and Ed’s
Where we wind up in each other’s beds
I wake up, Ruth’s next to me
I’m so glad I had a vasectomy

But that’s all right, we won’t fight
It’s just not done when your extremely white

we're extremely white- that's right-
we walk with our buttocks extremely tight

The Wife says:

Drop him off at the railway station
Grip my teeth in sheer frustration

Then it's off to the tennis club
For a tennis match and body rub

We all go shopping. I buy a dress
Put it on the white guy’s American Express

"I'm liberated. I belong to NOW.
But I voted for Reagan anyhow

Vodka, Gin and Sweet Vermouth
Lots of bran to keep our bowels loose

........"

These guys are dope as hell...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTU2He2BIc0

[theblackknight]

My local grocery store has a sign like that which says 'SALTY SNACKS', and I ask my wife every time we go by it if she'd like me to give her a salty snack.

Brother... is that you? We were separated at burf!

[theblackknight]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uvg-ug9CvE