SteyrAUG
08-09-11, 11:59
1. Quicksand is EVERYWHERE - You have no hope of escape on your own but any crappy twig is sufficiently strong enough to pull you free.
2. Tarantulas are deadly to humans - If a tarantula is introduced to a room the first thing it will do is search for a human sleeping on a bed and climb on their chest.
3. Robots are a serious danger - Despite the average speed of 5 mph and lack of sophisticated weaponry, robots are a deadly threat. That is unless you throw water on them (which usually destroys them) or just walk away from them at speeds in excess of 5 mph.
4. Doctors are horribly incompetent - They always fail to notice the "strange markings" on accident victims and don't find things like complete loss of blood or missing brains particularly unusual. They usually conclude that such things suggest a heart attack or death from shock.
5. The guy in the castle did it - If there is an old castle on a hill in your area, especially if it has a laboratory, that is where all of your vampires, mutated monsters or evil robots are coming from.
6. Eternal youth and Immortality are scams - I don't care what ancient Egyptian Book of the Dead you found or which Voodoo priest is making these claims, if you try them you will be dead by the end of the film no matter how well it seems to be working at first.
7. Don't trust the guy in the Fez - He is either a terrorist, enemy agent or he is controlling resurrected mummies. He probably knows the guy working in the laboratory at that creepy ass castle on the hill.
8. Handguns make great thrown objects - If you just fired all of your rounds into a given monster or robot to no effect it is worth a try to throw the empty handgun at the monster or robot. After all if 6 rounds of .38 or 7 rounds of .45 didn't work, being hit by a pound of metal might just do the trick.
9. People kept a lot of rope back then - Seems no matter where you are if you just look around for a minute you will find a long, sturdy rope which will be the sufficient length required to escape from your given predicament.
10. Everyone knows Judo - Male. female, young or old it doesn't matter. Better keep an eye out for that chop to the back of the neck and that back rolling throw.
2. Tarantulas are deadly to humans - If a tarantula is introduced to a room the first thing it will do is search for a human sleeping on a bed and climb on their chest.
3. Robots are a serious danger - Despite the average speed of 5 mph and lack of sophisticated weaponry, robots are a deadly threat. That is unless you throw water on them (which usually destroys them) or just walk away from them at speeds in excess of 5 mph.
4. Doctors are horribly incompetent - They always fail to notice the "strange markings" on accident victims and don't find things like complete loss of blood or missing brains particularly unusual. They usually conclude that such things suggest a heart attack or death from shock.
5. The guy in the castle did it - If there is an old castle on a hill in your area, especially if it has a laboratory, that is where all of your vampires, mutated monsters or evil robots are coming from.
6. Eternal youth and Immortality are scams - I don't care what ancient Egyptian Book of the Dead you found or which Voodoo priest is making these claims, if you try them you will be dead by the end of the film no matter how well it seems to be working at first.
7. Don't trust the guy in the Fez - He is either a terrorist, enemy agent or he is controlling resurrected mummies. He probably knows the guy working in the laboratory at that creepy ass castle on the hill.
8. Handguns make great thrown objects - If you just fired all of your rounds into a given monster or robot to no effect it is worth a try to throw the empty handgun at the monster or robot. After all if 6 rounds of .38 or 7 rounds of .45 didn't work, being hit by a pound of metal might just do the trick.
9. People kept a lot of rope back then - Seems no matter where you are if you just look around for a minute you will find a long, sturdy rope which will be the sufficient length required to escape from your given predicament.
10. Everyone knows Judo - Male. female, young or old it doesn't matter. Better keep an eye out for that chop to the back of the neck and that back rolling throw.