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Well, we all know how that feels, but if she does manage to get a burn, I'll kiss it better...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
LOL...
Yeah, but 5 days later... he's still a terrorist... and 5 days later you can get your lady back...
Continuing on that theme - an oldy -
Wanna know who loves you more? Put your spouse and your dog in the trunk of a car and drive around for an hour. When you open the trunk, who's happy to see you?
It is kind of like I told my wife a couple years after we were married - she told me she thought I cared more about Vladimir (my male Boxer) than her, because I went to see him before I came into the house to see her. I told her 'well, you smile at me and say "Hi" whereas Vladimir runs in circles and pees, why don't you try that?'
I like sleeping on the couch, it's like camping.
Bright idea: I think I'll go out in the street, and get in front of a moving semi truck to try to stop it with my body...
Reality: "I almost got run over."
Obvious conclusion: "****ing lunatic, wouldn't stop."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...zQSDkuUiULu8Fk
They get a very up close lesson in physics literally before their very eyes,
About how several thousand pounds moving will not stop on a dime instantly like a few thousand pounds,
And conclude the driver is a lunatic.
I submit the possibility that getting in front of a vechicle that heavy with that much torque and not understanding it is going to lurch forward without noticing a couple of people when the clutch is released and not be able to stop instantly is the actual lunacy going on here.