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Hand signals, presented like one of those old VHS training videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZepJFmFB7BE
Another vid to match Feedramps.
http://youtu.be/06aRQ-ejqmU
Why I am a pilot
A 65 year old man went to the doctor for his Class II exam and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in.
The doctor asked, “To what do you attribute your good health?”
The old timer said, “I’m a helicopter pilot and that’s why I’m in such good shape. I ‘m up well before daylight, climb all over the helicopter doing my preflight inspection, flying all day, etc.”
The doctor said, “Well, I’m sure that helps, but there’s got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?”
The old timer said, “Who said my dad’s dead?”
The doctor said, “You mean you’re 65 years old and your dad’s still alive? How old is he?”
The old timer said, “He’s 84 yrs old and, in fact, he built and flies his own airplane and he went flying with me this morning. That’s why he’s still alive… he’s a pilot too!”
The doctor said, “Well, that’s great, but I’m sure there’s more to it. How about your dad’s dad? How old was he when he died?”
The old timer said, “Who said my grandpa’s dead?”
The doctor said, “You mean your dad is 84 years old and his father is still living! How old is he?”
The old timer said, “Grandpa is 102 years old and he was a pilot too.”
The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, “I guess he went flying with you this morning too?”
The old timer said, “No…Grandpa couldn’t go this morning because he just got married and he’s on his honeymoon.”
The doctor said in amazement, “Got married!! Why would a 102-year-old guy want to get married?”
The old timer said, “Who said he wanted to?”
My First Condom
I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen's pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Nola) knew what they were for.
She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, 'No, not really.'
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure
I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.
Then she beat the shit out of me....
Women have always been hard for me to figure out.
LMFAO Dragon Doc!
Bravo sir, bravo...
I've got a different sense of humor but I find this series hilarious. Had to share, this ones probably my favorite. The dude has a ton on his channel though
http://youtu.be/F5FEj9U-CJM