But the over complicated effort to ultimately solve nothing IS the point of this... you ever see the meme "have you ever been so angry you made a sign"? This is the point of 'snarkasm' like this... it's the Rube Goldberg device of revenge.
Biodegradable airsoft BBs. More accurate. Longer range. Leave no trace. :ph34r:
Also the fact that you put "suppressed" and "long range" as a prefix to "paintballs" is worthy of a humor quote for this thread in itself.