Okay, who was #5? (staring intently at Steyr)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUK5nFpv1pQ
https://www.foxnews.com/travel/tsa-s...-finds-of-2019
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Okay, who was #5? (staring intently at Steyr)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUK5nFpv1pQ
https://www.foxnews.com/travel/tsa-s...-finds-of-2019
TSA has a rule against transporting moose poo???
Whale vomit gets stole and placed on Ebay or Craig's List.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bulletdog
https://www.sciencealert.com/fisherm...of-whale-vomit
No shit..LOL.. You can actually buy varnished moose poop jewelry in Alaska. It's basically just sawdust. The power saw is weird as well. If it's corded what are you going to with it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bulletdog
Maybe beat some one over the head with it? They are kind of heavy...Quote:
Originally Posted by AKDoug
Damn, I was hoping they found a brain.
Still think they were misnamed. Airport Security Service would have been a better name.
I was working with the Australian Army and one of the NCO's had been their equivalent of TSA before he enlisted.
He told me about a suspicious piece of luggage that was making a noise.
The suitcase is isolated, the passenger is pulled and questioned.
When the embarrassed lady opens the bag, she removed the batteries from the vibrator and the plane was loaded and departed.
You would be surprised at how many of those things I found when I was deployed doing customs pre-clearance in the Middle East. Some females were quite embarrassed about having them and others were pretty open about it even around their male counterparts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Averageman
Here I am thinking "you're a female in a remote location with like a 8-1 guy to girl ratio; you probably don't need such a device. Just winking at a guy you found hot would probably net you at least five offers in as many minutes and GO-1B be damned."
Yoni, I always like what you write in these pages, but had no idea you had such a fantastic sense of humor! Most of your (our) posts are very serious about the state of the country and the world, but this right here is comedy gold!Quote:
Originally Posted by yoni
Thank you Sir. This brought a chuckle.
I just stating a fact. They like grabbing the ass of an WASP grandmother. While risking all our asses by letting hadji's through with less screening.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bulletdog
They are also made up of some of the most arrogant, ignorant, full of themselves ass ######.
So they should have been named Airport Security Service.
Fly business class you get less hassles, even though the hijackers on 9-11, flew business.