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03-25-19, 18:34
docsherm

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Originally Posted by Diamondback

Maybe a MILF brunette, librarian glasses... ;)

I like the way you think. ;)
03-25-19, 18:49
Diamondback

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Originally Posted by docsherm

I like the way you think. ;)

Except for the fact that I don't do pinkos, my girlfriend has actually given me a permission slip to nail Tina Fey, as long as I bring a gal for her to play with too. LOL
03-25-19, 21:03
Pappabear

Advertising in general is grossly painful. I love a good entertaining commercial and hate most others. Hate hate hate most.
Red Heads work , FYI

PB
03-26-19, 09:16
Big A

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Originally Posted by Firefly

Okay Bonnie is in that zone. Just give her slightly longer “mom” hair. But not frumpy. Also a sweater. Maybe a cardigan.

Breast size is highly important and specific because the breasts must be large enough to attract men but not too large so as to turn off other women with breast envy.

Per the gay logger look, I firmly believe that is because most dudes are fat and lazy these days and eat too much soy.

I also want Latin girls to sell Single Action revolvers and leather actions. With long straight hair and that right color of Meso-American brown.

I will offer my marketing expertise for Mr. Pibb, Rip Its, and all the 168 FGMM I can fit in a U Haul.

I also want nerdy cute girls in glasses to market scopes.

I have spent a lot of time on this

Ok, I need you to give me an ad with Antonia Okafor or someone similar please and thank you.
03-26-19, 09:31
Firefly

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Originally Posted by Big A

Ok, I need you to give me an ad with Antonia Okafor or someone similar please and thank you.

Brown Sugar by the Stones plays as she struts chest out in a way too tight dress, D&G sunglasses, and open toed shoes towards a table on the Caribbean beach and she opens a case whereupon an LMT MRP is contained. She has an excited look of feral, yet feminine glee as she gently picks it up, charges it and we get and underview shot of her firing it. We get a nice cut to her feet as it slowly pans up as she has it in a low slung position and slowly brings the back of her hand to her head as she arches backward in a slowed down motion as we see a streak of sunlight and bright aqua blue skies
03-26-19, 09:48
Big A

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Originally Posted by Firefly

Brown Sugar by the Stones plays as she struts chest out in a way too tight dress, D&G sunglasses, and open toed shoes towards a table on the Caribbean beach and she opens a case whereupon an LMT MRP is contained. She has an excited look of feral, yet feminine glee as she gently picks it up, charges it and we get and underview shot of her firing it. We get a nice cut to her feet as it slowly pans up as she has it in a low slung position and slowly brings the back of her hand to her head as she arches backward in a slowed down motion as we see a streak of sunlight and bright aqua blue skies

I can literally hear the waves crashing on the beach...
03-26-19, 19:36
mark5pt56

I find it kind of funny in a sense with the adds and how people are "supposed" to look like. Those of you who truly know people who have or are still doing the work, they don't dress up and scream "I have a gun"

I think it's like anything else, if it's over played, stressed, practiced whatever, one will get consumed with it and eventually tire of it. I had a range trip the other day and it was rather enjoyable, it was the first time in over 20 years that I shot a precision rifle on a bench. I then continued with the .22 rifle (CZ455 Varmint) and had some plain old fun with it. Heck, I might get back into .22 pistol benchrest!

Me, I would like to see Jennifer Lopez with a G42 in a inner thigh rig. I was always hoping they would have here in that get up on Shades of Blue.
03-26-19, 23:30
MegademiC

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Originally Posted by kerplode

Firearms ads are ghey. And dumb.

I fast-forward past all that crap until I get to Uncle Larry, then I hit play again and let him teach me how to lovingly craft black-powder loads for my .57 Oldasfuk or how to convert my rusty old low-wall into cheap-to-shoot 357 magnum using nothing more than a spotless shop stocked with a half-million dollars of machine tools and pair of +4 eyeglass lenses.

He's Larry Potterfield and that's the way it is, god-damnit! If you don't believe him, you can go **** yourself.

This. Poetically stated version of my take on the situation.

The bold is gold.
03-27-19, 07:21
AndyLate

The firearms industry can hardly run an ad showing a bunch of fat or skinny dudes derping at a public range to win the admiration of their buddies or their fat girlfriends - boyfriends - wives - partners, even though that is their target audience.

The industry has to feed the Walter Mitty in so many of us because if we all only bought the guns we need, they would not sell a lot of firearms.

Andy
03-27-19, 16:06
vandal5

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Originally Posted by Firefly

I also know how to market HK.

SCREW ALL THE NAVY SEALS COMING OUT THE WATER!

SCENE. A Porsche comes barreling onto a rather austere Autumnal shooting range.

FOOT FOCUS on sockless power heel show clacking harshly onto concrete. A super bitchy looking and expressionless woman steps adroitly out and pulls out an HK 762. The 1984 UK Single version of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire by ABC blares authoritatively as this bitchy and unaccessable woman in fitted pantsuit and heels emphasizing the veins in her feet clack clack clacks to the firing line. She places two expensive earbuds in. She is also wearing violet mirror shades as she sights in her rifle.

Ending scene is her standing imperially as leaves fall behind her in slow motion as the song hits that one harsh spot.

She's also wearing a Tag Heuer

Sounds good, but can you tell me what the model of Porsche is? This will make or break it for me.

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