Death had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
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Death had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
Some more:
https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/20...-chuck-norris/
Quote:
“I’m honored to partner with this world-renowned brand,” said Norris. “The values that I have built my life and brand on—tough, real, constant and powerful—are echoed in everything that GLOCK does and creates. Let me put it this way, if I ever decided to go into firearms, there would be no point—I would just be recreating what GLOCK has already built. The only thing that would change is the name.”
For more information about the partnership, or GLOCK, Inc. and our products, visit us.glock.com.”
So, the obvious meme to this is: "When Chuck Norris teamed with Glock, Glock decided to change its name to Chuck."
I still have my gunny challenge shirt....
It's just not the same and never will be.
I love the R. Lee Ermey Glock commercial.
https://youtu.be/6RNcFs-JwOQ
But then again, Chuck Norris will meet the perp at the front door before he ever gets it open. No, Chuck Norris will be at the hospital before the perp is even BORN.
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Originally Posted by Doc Safari
That made me LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Arik
Why not Steven Seagal
WHY NOT
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Steven Seagal wishes he were Chuck Norris.Quote:
Originally Posted by jpmuscle
Sorry to have to say it.
Feel free to sit down and let that sink in.
Glock, because you can't always bring Chuck Norris with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by BoringGuy45
Chuck Norris is the new Glock spokesman. To get the job he had to be submersed in mud, frozen in a block of ice, dragged behind a truck, filled full of sand, and dropped from a helicopter.