You know your rifle is crap if... (gun humor)
I made up this list for shooters who fail to realize that their rifle is a lemon. Feel free to add any of your own...
You know your rifle is crap if...
It has a hard time getting a tight one shot group.
You have to oil it with lemon juice
It has a bolt face like a rock climber's knee
People ask you why you painted over the orange flash suppressor.
People ask you "you want peanut butter with that jam"?
Your firing pin applied for unemployment.
When you get ready to shoot, other people take out their earplugs.
People at the range ask you to stop cussing so much.
Your pasties are simulated bullet holes.
The only day your range will let you shoot is Feb 30th.
When you take your rifle off safe, the other shooters walk down range to check their targets.
They have to mow the grass behind your target.
Dust won't even seat in your mag well.