1) I needed a buffer retainer replaced (easy enough, but I wanted my castle nut tightened and staked properly afterwards).
2) I live up in Cleveland which means Glocks are considered incredibly expensive guns and Bushmaster/DPMS is what you buy when you're rolling in the money.
3) Grant (C4IGrant) and Sgt. Watson of the Tuscarawas county Sheriff's Dept. At the latest
Defensive Carbine 101 Ben said, "You guys wanna see something gay?" ready to share some of the queer-ass range commands/call-outs he was forced to do at training session the other week (and holy shit it was gayer than a unicorn wearing spandex on roller skates). Immediately after he said that Grant chimes in from behind me: "Oh, I love gay things!" He had been giving me a hard time earlier (in jest) so I told him I was making it my new sig. And I did.