Coworker "Dude I'm buying a JUDGE for self defense"
Me "Why"
Coworker "It shots Shotgun shells!"
Me "Ever hunt squirrels growing up & what ya use?"
Coworker "410 and the little fu%@ks would never die"
Me "Same gauge"
Coworker "Well I ain't hunting squirrels, IT'S for self defense!!"
Me "So it/you sucked hunting squirrels out of a real shotgun but some how it'll STOP a 300lb pissed off convict or 100lb tripping meth-head? Who's trying to kill you?
Coworker "Dude it's a FREAKING JUDGE!"
Me "Whatever"
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