Major (Now Private) Hasan forcibly shaved in prison...

**Eurodriver** · 09-04-13, 12:38

http://www.military.com/daily-news/2...in-prison.html

I would pay money to be one of the ones doing this. I would pay money just to watch.

Edit: Please edit the thread title. He does not deserve the rank of Major before his name.

**montanadave** · 09-04-13, 12:57

Let's hope they dry-shaved him.

**Pork Chop** · 09-04-13, 12:58

Originally Posted by montanadave

Let's hope they dry-shaved him.

With a dull, rusty butcher knife.

**Army Chief** · 09-04-13, 12:59

Got it.

I would like to make all sorts of creative and likely inappropriate observations about this particular news item, but discretion is often the better part of valor. I find it odd that this was directed, but not accomplished, during the trial process, but is being so rigidly-enforced now that the inmate must conform to prison rules.

Then again, it may be a bit inconsistent to force a devout (if murderous) Muslim convict to shave, but give full consideration to allowing a treasonous homosexual/would-be transsexual convict to live as a woman in the same facility. If they give in to the latter madness, my discretion is probably going to fly right out of the window.

AC

**Tzed250** · 09-04-13, 13:03

That'll help keep the cooties down..

**GeorgiaBoy** · 09-04-13, 13:41

I'm interested in seeing how one actually performs a "forcible shave".

**glocktogo** · 09-04-13, 14:22

Originally Posted by GeorgiaBoy

I'm interested in seeing how one actually performs a "forcible shave".

They could set it up as a Pay Per View and solve a lot of the funding deficit.

**montanadave** · 09-04-13, 14:50

Originally Posted by glocktogo

They could set it up as a Pay Per View and solve a lot of the funding deficit.

That's an interesting idea. I realize I'm creating a bit of a thread "mashup" here, but bear with me.

What's better than two birds with one stone? How about three birds with one stone?

If the idiots in Washington are dead set on bombing Syria, how about we go all in, glue Private Hasan's ass to one big ass bomb, sell pay-per-view subscriptions to pay down the deficit on cable and the web, and let him ride into history "Slim Pickens"-style?

What's not to love?