Forcibly shaved for now. Until SecDef or POTUS gets involved or the courts decide he has a "right" to a beard.
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Forcibly shaved for now. Until SecDef or POTUS gets involved or the courts decide he has a "right" to a beard.
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Originally Posted by GeorgiaBoy
Preferably with a straight razor and a hung over barber.
It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.
Chuck, we miss ya man.
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Rusty straight razor, hung over barber and an out of date tetnus shot?
Seems more than appropriate.
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I prefer him to be also be shaved with a straight razor, by a crackhead on LSD, who hadn't had a fix in a week.
For God and the soldier we adore, In time of danger, not before! The danger passed, and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier slighted." - Rudyard Kipling
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In addition,I would like to see the ranking officers busted to private that ignored the radicalization of Hasan.
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WARNING - DERAIL ALERT:.......
What's not to love?
I actually got to meet Slim when he was in West Texas for a desert mule deer hunt. Awesome, awesome guy; very gracious and pleasant to everyone. I asked him about the filming of that movie and Blazing Saddles - very funny stories ensued.
We now return you to the discussion of convicted murderous swine, already in progress.
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I'm actually fine with an electric razor and a nice bottle of Skin Bracer for afterward. The process of the man's exfoliation needn't be particularly rigorous or uncomfortable, since the very indignity of the act (in his view) communicates all he needs know about who is really in control now.
Not that the man warrants any great -- or small -- sympathy, but I suppose we have to keep in mind that he is also a parapalegic (with no one to blame but himself, of course). How much wrestlng and grabastics do you really want to get into with the paralyzed guy before saying enough is enough? He deserves to die for his crimes. He doesn't rate torture. Not because of him, but because we are (or should be) above that.
Also, I like bacon.
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And maybe we can get John McCain to fly the bomber....That's an interesting idea. I realize I'm creating a bit of a thread "mashup" here, but bear with me.
What's better than two birds with one stone? How about three birds with one stone?
If the idiots in Washington are dead set on bombing Syria, how about we go all in, glue Private Hasan's ass to one big ass bomb, sell pay-per-view subscriptions to pay down the deficit on cable and the web, and let him ride into history "Slim Pickens"-style?
What's not to love?
(With Boehner as Engineer/Bombardier and Obama as co-pilot.)
Last edited by MountainRaven; 09-05-13 at 00:06.
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I was going to say, add that wacky Joe Biden as the naviguesser, but I'd want to them to actually reach the correct continent.
Which would not be North America, hence ruling out Uncle Joe.
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He can lead the SAR team if the aircraft is shot down.
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