We need the right to bear arms on bases because bear arms

[Koshinn]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1798854

tl;dr - bear swipes at spouse near JB Elmendorf-Richardson.

[austinN4]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1798854
tl;dr - bear swipes at spouse near JB Elmendorf-Richardson.

Dim bears be gud muthas.

[Koshinn]

They should ban the right two bear arms.

Then bears wouldn't be a problem since they'd only have two left arms/legs and couldn't walk too good.

[RMiller]

I didn't know bears could pounce.

From my understanding they charged and mauled.... lol

[montanadave]

I didn't know bears could pounce.

From my understanding they charged and mauled.... lol

They don't even bounce very well (unless you use a trampoline):

[RMiller]

They don't even bounce very well (unless you use a trampoline):

Seeing that just made my morning.

[Koshinn]

They don't even bounce very well (unless you use a trampoline):

Why was that a good idea? There are airbags for that very reason!

[montanadave]

Why was that a good idea? There are airbags for that very reason!

It wasn't. And, believe me, given the number of tree-huggers in Missoula, the local authorities (FD and FWP) probably received an earful from a ton of irate folks about bear-abuse.

[SOW_0331]

It wasn't. And, believe me, given the number of tree-huggers in Missoula, the local authorities (FD and FWP) probably received an earful from a ton of irate folks about bear-abuse.

I don't think him bouncing back up to the original height he fell from really has the desired effect. Bears can't do nuffin right when they is sleepy.

[SOW_0331]

They should ban the right two bear arms.

Then bears wouldn't be a problem since they'd only have two left arms/legs and couldn't walk too good.

1. We should ban two bear arms...mandatory sentencing of 27 years for any bears caught with more than two arms. Not because they harmed anyone, but because they might one day think about it, and they're dangerous when they is thinkers.

2. This must be an AFB problem. I was Company Duty NCO on the day of a "Health and Comfort" inspection, and the contraband stack I had to process looked like a cartel cache got knocked over. That bear chose his target wisely.

3. Drop Bears. They're nothing new, nor anything to take lightly. If you're ever walking through the thick wooded lands at night, and hear a high pitched "SSSCCRRRREEEEEEE", or a foul smell seems to be following you, it's probably too late. When they drop, they drop with a purpose.