MS. METHENEY, CRYSTAL...

[WillBrink]

Yes, her real name, all 5'5" and and 210lbs of her, was arrested for "WEAPON OFFENSE-MISSILE INTO DWELLING..."

And where did this happen? Polk County Sheriff's office of Grady Judd, an old school no BS law man I have quoted in the past.

You can't make this sh&% up! Now that was my laugh for the day!


http://www.polksheriff.org/inq/pages...er=2014-009202

[ggammell]

I once knew a Candice Cane. No joke. Similar type of person too.

[WillBrink]

I once knew a Candice Cane. No joke. Similar type of person too.

I knew a Peter Rabbit but he didn't launch missiles at people.

[C-grunt]

I went to school with a kid named Ronald Reagan. At the beginning of every years when they did roll call the teachers always thought someone was playing a joke. Also had a Michael Hunt.

[Bulletdog]

While its no match for Candace Cane, I knew an April May.

[Doc Safari]

When I was in business I used to deal with a lady named Candy Beaver.

I also used to deal with someone named Camaro King.

[sadmin]

Mr. Dickey Cunt is our elevator inspector. I'll try to grab a picture of the form inside the door next time I'm at the hospital. Poor SOB


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[WickedWillis]

She never had a chance.

[gunrunner505]

Egads. That's nasty.

My dad taught college biochemistry for 30 some years and he had some prize winning names come through. In no particular order some highlights are:
Chew My Dong
Ifaki Adaki (say it fast)
Fook Yu and Dam Yu (brother and sister team)

And then there's Bill Lear, father of the LearJet, who named one of his daughters Shanda, no kidding......

[TriviaMonster]

My mom taught at a school in the lower income part of town. Fashion and Famous were twins, and King Solomon III was a Real classy name.

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