
Originally Posted by
montanadave
One fantasy I occasionally entertain is the notion of letting the Chinese have a crack at the Persian Gulf. Everybody else has had a chance to bust their pick in that particular shit hole so why not let the Chinese give it a go? Frankly, China and the other Pacific Rim economies are the ones most dependent upon Middle East oil and gas reserves.
How's this for a slick deal. We tell the Chinese that we will gladly step aside and let them have the Persian Gulf (by whatever means they deem most expeditious). In trade, they write off all the money we've borrowed and we agree to focus our concentration on the World Cup, Wimbledon, Nascar, and Kanye & Kim while their Sino hordes conduct a little housecleaning prior to painting CNOOC signs on every pump jack and tank battery in the Middle East.
Win, win, no?

Originally Posted by
SteyrAUG
Not if I have to know what Kanye did this week. Maybe we can give him to China as a perk.

Originally Posted by
montanadave
Done. Hell, I'm willing to toss in the entire Kim clan as well. Icing on the cake? The Bieber.
Won't happen, gents. Even the Chinese think the Muslims are crazy.
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