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    Lock up your dildos... I mean guns.

    http://youtu.be/qKHeXC7L85s

    I can't stop laughing.
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    I paint spaceship parts.

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    Stippled Glocks are like used underwear; previous owner makes all the difference in value.

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    Now that's good advertising!

    And I don't envy that gal's husband. Tough act to follow, if ya get my drift.

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    Quote Originally Posted by montanadave View Post
    Now that's good advertising!

    And I don't envy that gal's husband. Tough act to follow, if ya get my drift.
    haha yeah that was some impressive firepower.
    I paint spaceship parts.

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    Stippled Glocks are like used underwear; previous owner makes all the difference in value.

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    Great advertising and I hate to derail but was instantly reminded of this video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VynjWHzy4Z8
    "If you love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen"

    -Samuel Adams, 1776

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    LOL. I want to hear the conversation with the kids parents. Yeah honey it's going to be great for jimmy to get in on this commercial. Followed by he's going to be sword fighting with what???

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    Soccer MILF of the year right there!
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    Both of those are funny as could be
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    While we are at it . . .

    "In a nut shell, if it ever goes to Civil War, I'm afraid I'll be in the middle 70%, shooting at both sides" — 26 Inf


    "We have to stop demonizing people and realize the biggest terror threat in this country is white men, most of them radicalized to the right, and we have to start doing something about them." — CNN's Don Lemon 10/30/18

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    To be followed by the condescending questionnaire...

    1. Do you ask your children's friends parents if they have sex toys in the house?

    2. Do you tell your children they cannot visit the homes of people who have sex toys in the house?

    3. Do your children know to stop, leave and tell an adult if they find sex toys in a home?

    4. Do you warn other parents about people who have sex toys in the house?

    5. Do you demand other people securely lock up their sex toys before you let your children in their home?

    Sex toys should be locked up in a secure manner and stored separately from batteries. Finding sex toys can be extremely traumatic for children, often causing permanent psychological damage. People who have arsenals of sex toys and more batteries than a normal person needs are potentially people with abnormal sexual desires and potentially abusers.

    Remember: STOP - DON'T TOUCH - FIND AN ADULT.
    It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.

    Chuck, we miss ya man.

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