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  1. 06-26-14, 17:10 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteyrAUG View Post
    To be followed by the condescending questionnaire...

    1. Do you ask your children's friends parents if they have sex toys in the house?

    2. Do you tell your children they cannot visit the homes of people who have sex toys in the house?

    3. Do your children know to stop, leave and tell an adult if they find sex toys in a home?

    4. Do you warn other parents about people who have sex toys in the house?

    5. Do you demand other people securely lock up their sex toys before you let your children in their home?

    Sex toys should be locked up in a secure manner and stored separately from batteries. Finding sex toys can be extremely traumatic for children, often causing permanent psychological damage. People who have arsenals of sex toys and more batteries than a normal person needs are potentially people with abnormal sexual desires and potentially abusers.

    Remember: STOP - DON'T TOUCH - FIND AN ADULT.
    You speak as though you might have some personal experience in this particular area.
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    Quote Originally Posted by montanadave View Post
    You speak as though you might have some personal experience in this particular area.
    When we found it, we were absolutely positive it was a Stretch Armstrong until we got it completely out of the nightstand drawer.

    The horror, the horror...
    It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by murphman View Post
    Great advertising and I hate to derail but was instantly reminded of this video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VynjWHzy4Z8
    That video had 58 views when I clicked on it. I don't wanna know what you were searching for to find that!
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    Steyr you're killing me today!
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    Quote Originally Posted by murphman View Post
    Great advertising and I hate to derail but was instantly reminded of this video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VynjWHzy4Z8


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    Quote Originally Posted by SteyrAUG View Post
    When we found it, we were absolutely positive it was a Stretch Armstrong until we got it completely out of the nightstand drawer.

    The horror, the horror...
    It could have been worse.

    Must I remind you of the Kenner Stretch Serpent?

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    Quote Originally Posted by glocktogo View Post
    That video had 58 views when I clicked on it. I don't wanna know what you were searching for to find that!
    The original video is over 10 years old and from a website full of funny videos like break.com if I remember correctly. The one I posted was just what came up from my search on youtube trying to find it but nice try though
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    Ohh god my side.

    please make it stop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by murphman View Post
    Great advertising and I hate to derail but was instantly reminded of this video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VynjWHzy4Z8
    wtf did I just watch.
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