I've had enough!!! I'm going to kill them!!!!! I need a pellet gun.

[Averageman]

I hate those damned things.
They made a nest next to my door when I deployed and I swear the front doorway was covered with white crap.
I tore the nests down and applied amonia based cleaners until I got the whole disaster fixed.I kept tearing the nests down and taking a broom to them when they got close to the door. Since then we have repainted the house and they haven't nested there again.

I once read a story about a guy in Alaska having a porcupine nest under his cabin. All winter long that thing kept him awake nights as it scurried and scratched. When spring came he caught the porcupine in the open and shot it in the head, he was so outraged at the thing he poured gas on it and set it ablaze.
The porcupine being on grazed and dazed ran back to his nest and the whole cabin burned down.

[Crow Hunter]

I used to have the same problem.

My wife bought, get this, an Angry Birds wind chime. This one has the green Pig head on it.

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Angry-Bird...Chime/24028014

She turned the Piggy's head so that it was looking at where the birds were building. They attacked it for about a week but then gave up and moved on.

Much cheaper than a quality pellet rifle and less work. You should give it a try. Worse case you have something to give your kids.

[Honu]

when I was young I could piss 20 feet just stand up wind and aim

or climb the ladder high enough figure a rung for every 5 years at how far ya can shoot now


our house has issues with pigeons so we have those spikes everywhere which seem to work now if I can just get the darn wood pecker out of our fireplace !!! the thing gets on the metal hood and goes to town all the time and sends quite the racket down into our home !!!!