That video was the highlight of my day.
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That video was the highlight of my day.
That's Hilarious. Sad part everything he says it true!!
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Duck Tape can't fix stupid but it sure muffles the sound!
My wife is a 9-10, very hot. She was crazier than Leslie Van Houten on her period. But like a wild horse they need to be broken. 2 years of what seemed like mental BUD/S and I have a unicorn. It worries me some nights that the bear is just asleep though. This video is legit.
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Matthew 10:28
I can hear Kenny Loggins singing now . . . DANGER ZONE!
I've been thinking I need to create a morale patch for guys like me who are married to redheads.
"In a nut shell, if it ever goes to Civil War, I'm afraid I'll be in the middle 70%, shooting at both sides" — 26 Inf
"We have to stop demonizing people and realize the biggest terror threat in this country is white men, most of them radicalized to the right, and we have to start doing something about them." — CNN's Don Lemon 10/30/18
I thought this was pretty accurate as well.
The Barney Stinson Hot/Crazy Scale: http://youtu.be/uN_sSXKbzHk
Last edited by ColtSeavers; 08-01-14 at 19:25.
It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.
Chuck, we miss ya man.
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I feel sorry for you guys, I ditched the crazy in my life.
You know, I always think the same thing the first 2-3 years into a relationship. That's about my average before the crazy starts to kick in. They're always stable at first as I avoid the obvious nuts outright. I sometimes wonder if it's my fault, but then I come to my senses and realize that it's just women in general. There are exceptions to the rule of course.
I've found that the best way to deal with your lady when she's being unreasonable is to stare her deep in the eyes, tell her that you love her no matter what, remind her that it takes two to tango, then pull your wang out and do a crab dance around the room while making Zoidberg sounds. Mushroom stamp / donkey punch is optional.
Last edited by Shao; 08-02-14 at 05:53.
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