The universal hot crazy matrix on women

[markm]

looks like some in this thread need a sense of humor/uptight panties in a wad matrix.

Crazy women will make men that way huh?

[Irish]

I thought dude was some kind of LE? In the beginning it looks like he's wearing a holstered pistol? I could be wrong. Maybe he's a cubicle dork with a holstered I-pad?

I thought that was part of the schtick of the video. Though a tweed jacket with patches on the elbows using a chalkboard would have also worked.

Who knows... Maybe I'm in left field but my statement still stands. Dressing like that ain't getting you nowhere but on the lower end of the matrix.

[wildcard600]

Who knows... Maybe I'm in left field but my statement still stands. Dressing like that ain't getting you nowhere but on the lower end of the matrix.

so which one of the village people should we dress as ?

[markm]

Well I personally want to be on the lower end of the matrix. The DANGER ZONE is at the top... and where I live every day.

I'm buying khakis and a big white shirt tonight!

[a1fabweld]

I wonder if there's a way to incorporate PMS into the chart? Last night was hell. The wife was crying, super emotional, & completely irrational over dinner plans this weekend. Then an hour later she said that it was PMS & she might be premenopausal. Holy fk'ing shit! Tonight I plan to bring home an exorcist & together we'll attempt to cast out the demons that are haunting her. It won't be pretty.

[williejc]

The vagina repellent comment reminded me of the black framed eye glasses that the military used to issue. Troops referred to them as birth control glasses. No way to get laid if you wore them. Anybody here wear turtle necks?

You guys really need to be less chauvinistic and show your feminine side to your distraught wives.

[Irish]

so which one of the village people should we dress as ?

My guess is the cowboy

I'm buying khakis and a big white shirt tonight!

Pictures or it didn't happen.

[mrbieler]

The guy in the video is a happily married family law attorney. That said, his video is the truth.

My red head wife pegs off the crazy chart, but thankfully spends a lot of time below the line. The problem is the target moves so often I have no idea where to aim. She did have a great laugh when I showed her the video.