Then I would have had her go back in and kick him in the balls.
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Then I would have had her go back in and kick him in the balls.
Whiskey
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She should have said "OMG, you know them too? Laura is like my BFF, let me call her and you can tell her and George 'Hi'", then have her whip out her cell phone and start mashing the buttons.
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Also, I'm fairly certain Ferrari doesn't make their own carbon fiber and they only use it on special models like the F50, Enzo (F60) and the new The Ferrari. All the other models use aluminum body panels, last I had heard anyway. Now if he had said Volkswagen or Pagani or Koingsegg...
Ok, I've got an El Camino full of rampage here, so what's the plan?If you can't win a gun fight against a lightly-trained individual during broad daylight with 88 rounds of 30-06, I'm not sure you'd be able to do it with... any other firearm.
-Fjallhrafn
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So has this douche actually ever had a woman believe any of his bovien feces and given him her uh well you know special attention?
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It was very nice meeting your wife. I did not mean to appear to hit on her .... Hopefully we can meet the next time we attend dinner at the Bush's. I'll bring a sample of Ferrari's carbon fiber for you to check out.
Daniel
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But to drop all that in one encounter is amazing, hats off to this dude. LOLOriginally Posted by Whiskey_Bravo
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Past weekend girlfriend was out with the girls for birthday celebration and in back-to-back nights was approached by dating pro #1 who, after offering her a light, volunteered that he is usually home on Saturday nights at "a shoot". You see, he makes porn and is known as " the mammoth". Oddly enough he didn't follow up by whipping it out?
Next night, dating pro#2 has wallet on bar with some cheese ball looking badge open for all to see. Claims to be undercover NYPD. This guy she does entertain and asks about his "op" while flipping him quick glance at her federal creds. He must have had a break in the case as he rushed off shortly thereafter.
I think d-bags like these make our current girlfriends/wives more faithful as they realize how much trash is out there.
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