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    Because the LAST Thing We Need are Alligators Tripping on Psychedelics



    I wonder if it's still ok to feed crocodiles peyote?
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    When my pond is finished, I gotta get one of those signs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by montanadave View Post
    When my moat is finished, I gotta get one of those signs!
    FIFY.

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    Man I really got stop feeding shrooms to the gators, my bad . . . my bad.
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    One, I want to know if this is really a problem. I mean, are people really going, "Hey, Burt, lets grab some LSD and feed it to the crocs down the street." I mean, the WTF Over?
    Two, what exactly does a cros or aligator do when they are on hallucinogens? Because, that could be interesting and is worth more in research then a dipshit's football scholarship to me.
    Three, Did my tax dollars pay for that sign. Because if they did then I am pissed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kain View Post
    Three, Did my tax dollars pay for that sign. Because if they did then I am pissed.
    Actually, of all the shit the government pisses money away on, I'm surprisingly OK with this particular expenditure.

    Now where can I steal one?

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    MistWolf, That was damn funny for sure! Guys I hate to be the spoiler but, well, I leave it up to you all to figure this one out with a little help.

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    Now, I know how spiders react to different drugs in the construction of their webs, but i'm trying to get my head around how a Croc would react to PCP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorphCross View Post
    Now, I know how spiders react to different drugs in the construction of their webs, but i'm trying to get my head around how a Croc would react to PCP.
    Dollars to donuts says it would be awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by jpmuscle View Post
    Dollars to donuts says it would be awesome
    I would watch.

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