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Thread: Because the LAST Thing We Need are Alligators Tripping on Psychedelics

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    Does LSD use still promote world peace?

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    Quote Originally Posted by williejc View Post
    Does LSD use still promote world peace?
    No, that would be "whirled peas"
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    OK...now I've gotta search YouTube and Vimeo for a video of alligators on LSD or psylocibin. Surely someone must have videoed this if they were going to spend the money on the hallucinogens to feed them, right?
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    Here in AZ, a local rock radio station has a "Zoo Death Match" conversation every night. The DJ picks two animals on two different drugs and callers weighin on which animal would win the battle and why. It's funny & surprisingly thought provoking...
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    A joke based on the old diagrams from biology textbooks showing the effects of drugs on Spider web structure.



    Still get a crack out of it every time.

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    Will the gators get the munchies?
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    I say we load a transport and air drop tripping balls alligators on suspected ISIS targets.. For science, you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fixit69 View Post
    I say we load a transport and air drop tripping balls alligators on suspected ISIS targets.. For science, you know.
    Scorpions from Arizona. You have to think about the environment you are dropping the critters into.

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