The Luckiest Man On Earth

[Alex V]

Only in Russia! lol

The direct translation will not make sense since some words' direct meaning do not match with the way the are used in Russian.

For instance the first word said by the man is Bl'ad' which literally means "whore" but is not used as such in this meaning. Essentially its used as a verbal exclamation point at the end of a phrase or on its own. In this instance it could be used as "Oh Shit"

The next one I can't make out, then I hear "Bitch" [Suka] and "**** your mother" [Yob tvayu mat']

Cursing in Russian is very complex. For all its vocabulary, English if very poor in the cursing department and translating Russian cursing is nearly impossible. I try to teach my wife how to properly curse in Russian but its a struggle. You can speak entire sentences, using curses for everything; nouns, pronouns, verbs and adjectives and it will make perfect grammatical sense.

There are countless verbs that are derived from the word "pussy" alone. To Lie, to steel, to drive, to work and so on. Its fascinating!

[tb-av]

Wow! I see that becoming the animated gif of the year.

[Eurodriver]

Granted the car that cut him off is probably slightly to blame.... but Bikers shooting traffic are putting their own ass on the line.

I almost always side with bikers. Lane splitting is fine and in most cases safer than not splitting, but when you're doing 20+ more than everyone else on the road you deserve it. He wasn't cut off, he rear ended someone because he couldn't stop in time.

It's like cars that pull out in front of bikers that are six blocks away. How are they supposed to know the bike is doing 140 MPH.

[Voodoo_Man]

Only in Russia! lol

The direct translation will not make sense since some words' direct meaning do not match with the way the are used in Russian.

For instance the first word said by the man is Bl'ad' which literally means "whore" but is not used as such in this meaning. Essentially its used as a verbal exclamation point at the end of a phrase or on its own. In this instance it could be used as "Oh Shit"

The next one I can't make out, then I hear "Bitch" [Suka] and "**** your mother" [Yob tvayu mat']

Cursing in Russian is very complex. For all its vocabulary, English if very poor in the cursing department and translating Russian cursing is nearly impossible. I try to teach my wife how to properly curse in Russian but its a struggle. You can speak entire sentences, using curses for everything; nouns, pronouns, verbs and adjectives and it will make perfect grammatical sense.

There are countless verbs that are derived from the word "pussy" alone. To Lie, to steel, to drive, to work and so on. Its fascinating!

Was gana post something similar, the last bit, while cursing his mother, is the equivalent of "holy ****ing shit!"

[Honu]

I was hit on the HWY one time lady side swiped me flipped me up and I landed on her hood and held onto the lip near the windshield for a moment would have been fine if she did not slam on her breaks and I flew off backwards ! lucky she had slowed down to about 30 MPH from 60 or so by that time so was not as bad
rolled stood up and walked away

have seen some other bizarre accidents before this was a pretty good one which I had mine on tape to bad no go pro back then

[markm]

I wonder how long the biker took to figure out what happened... and that he wasn't dead.

[Campbell]

Ninja Level: Expert

+1, so expert...

[Mauser KAR98K]

I knew the Matrix was real!

[markm]

If I were him, I'd have been looking around to see where my body was. It was such a smooth flip, that I'd be thinking I was having an out of body experience as I just died.

[J-Dub]

ninja level = retard