It's Getting So You Can't Even...

[Doc Safari]

...wave a rubber penis at people anymore.

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/...ving-incident/

Skyler Connor, 18, of New Derry, is facing a disorderly conduct charge for waving a rubber penis at passing motorists.

Now, was this a clear-cut case of latent latexuality, or simply an instance of protest against his own inadequacy, i.e., was he in a state of penile denial?

Did the police state confiscate his weapon of mass dysfunction? Or was he able to retain his toy terrorizer?

(Sorry, I thought we needed a little humor for a change).

[TMS951]

I hope he sues the town and wins big

[Moose-Knuckle]

The War on Men rages on . . .

[weggy]

Was it a high cap. dildo?

[docsherm]

Was it a high cap. dildo?

Sad story.........but that ^^^^^ is some funny Sh#$......

[Alpha Sierra]

The War on Men rages on . . .

+1

He's lucky he doesn't end up on the sex offender registry. The feminazi womyn probably think he should be pre-emptively arrested for rape.

[halo2304]

It was a full auto phallus.

[Inkslinger]

This reminds me of a guy I knew. He stuck a 2' long suction cup dilldo to the roof of his car like an antenna and drove around all day with it. He was a special kind of retarded.

[rocsteady]

This reminds me of a guy I knew. He stuck a 2' long suction cup dilldo to the roof of his car like an antenna and drove around all day with it. He was a special kind of retarded.

This is a sure fire method of inciting all the "mangry" women in the area to smash out your windows and/or slash your tires/key your car

[Moose-Knuckle]

This is a sure fire method of inciting all the "mangry" women in the area to smash out your windows and/or slash your tires/key your car

Penis envy, it's real fellas.