Don't buy cheap outdoor grill brushes....

[chuckman]

Problem Euro driver has its that he's already sowed seed elsewhere...... Bun be in the oven if you will.

You wait Euro, once your a married man, you'll get hit on about 5000% more. It's a horrible dichotomy..... About a year ago I had a smoking hot early twenties year old flat walk up to me at the bar. Here I am, still in ****ing work clothes. Having a beer with friend. She flat says, I want you to go home with me tonight.........Ummmm.....,.****.... I would, but, my pregnant wife wouldn't approve.....

That's only one story, of many. Back in the day, I couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a fist full of banana. Now, the female anatomy gets flung at me like it rode in on a trebuchet...... It's horrible..... Pisses me off quite frankly.

You wait Euro, you just wait..... It gets worse. So much worse. Wait until you mention a wife, then they say "so?"........ FML..........

And young and with a baby in the park?? Like having a puppy, but better. But being close to 50 with kids in the park? Different story....

Use that youth while you can.....

[cbx]

And young and with a baby in the park?? Like having a puppy, but better. But being close to 50 with kids in the park? Different story....

Use that youth while you can.....

Went on a trip one time with people we knew. They brought other friends.

We get there and I do my usual. I like kids. I like talking to them. Fact I'm not really sure that I ever grew up. Anyway, the most hottest mom there sees me being cool to her kids. Very very solid 9.2. Fit as can be. Won't leave me alone after that. Just talk talk talk to me non stop. I Help the other ladies with their kids, cause the husband's are grumpy and just want to sit in the car while we see the sights.

Later it's dinner time. I go sit with the kids since I got there last and other seats were taken. No biggie. "Hey come sit with us. You don't have to sit with the kids." I'm like naw I'm good. I Had a ball. Good times talking to a table of 4 though 7 year olds for an hour.

Next day milfus Maximus won't leave me the **** alone. Some how tracks down my ****ing phone number and starts texting. Sending photos.... All kinds of chit..... That went on for a damn near a week.....

The more you ignore them the worse it gets.... Such crap. Where the **** were all these women one upon a time? It's like it's a god damn game to women. A sick twisted game. One that sends a guy home with blue balls. I'm married. Can't ya see that? ****! (Throws breakfast plate against the wall in Jack Nicholson anger management style......)

[williejc]

They always want money--maybe not upfront. Nobody can keep a secret either, and some will call the house anyway.

[Koshinn]

(Because only homeless people call 911)

I must admit, I laughed.

[ramairthree]

And young and with a baby in the park?? Like having a puppy, but better. But being close to 50 with kids in the park? Different story....

Use that youth while you can.....

Same age.
I guess you just don't have it anymore.

Now that kids are grown and away I am doing puppies again and it's like I am 21 again.

Age range a little different.

It seems they think I am about 35.

So the interest from early twenty somethings is usually from the ones with daddy issues.

The women that think we are the same age that have not had kids yet though,
God,
The black hole of want and neediness for a decent looking guy their age that is not a loser is huge.
Seriously, when you make eye contact you can just about feel your souls being sucked for.

[Averageman]

There is something to be said for being single and in your fifties. It's a whole new ballgame and all of the old rules apply, there are a few new ones you have to learn though.
There is a certain needy, clingy, desperation that is pretty damned scary.
Never, ever allow something to be left at your house by her, nothing...

Back on topic. I'm bringing the whole mess in tonight for a good cleaning and looking for a better brush. That's really messed up.

[chuckman]

Same age.
I guess you just don't have it anymore.

Now that kids are grown and away I am doing puppies again and it's like I am 21 again.

Age range a little different.

It seems they think I am about 35.

So the interest from early twenty somethings is usually from the ones with daddy issues.

The women that think we are the same age that have not had kids yet though,
God,
The black hole of want and neediness for a decent looking guy their age that is not a loser is huge.
Seriously, when you make eye contact you can just about feel your souls being sucked for.

I am a nurse, a man in a woman's world. The new grads are young enough to be my daughter; half of them are looking for a Mrs. degree. Almost every single one reminds me I am older than their dad. The older, divorced ones older than maybe 35 or so do get overly friendly from time to time. There is no market for men in the hospital at that age.

Before I got married, before I was a nurse and was still a paramedic, I took advantage of the cougars that roamed the hospitals.....

[ramairthree]

Just messing with you about not having it.

For me,

I am the one reminding the twenty somethings with daddy issues I am about 50, old enough to be their Dad, and am married. They think I am in my 30s, old, but not icky old I guess. Probably won't last much longer. I need reading glasses now and the grays will come. Esteem problems and financial worries and various other personality traits still keep them trying. They are trying for that princess life before their looks go or they have a kid, the pie slice of desireable guys willing to eat raising somebody else's kids is a fraction of what it is for those without kids.

The ones with kids and no husbands or a divorce under their belt in their 30s have the look in their eye of the three legged pitbull with bowel continence issues in the cage at the pound. That dog knows the chance of anybody wanting to adopt them is slim.

The mid thirties ones that are good looking, professionals, and no husbands, with no kids yet see me,
Especially with kids or puppies,
And I could get in a lot of trouble.
Professional, highly paid, BTDT bad boy vibe, but responsible and mature,
With their biological clock ticking,
You can feel their sense of desperation and impending despair, as the time for a story book marriage and kids is shortening.
Keep in mind a lot of these professional women of that age have a lot of the stripper head issues I was noting above,
But they channeled it into work and achievement.
The number of guys without bald spots, beer bellies, and grays is also going down for them.
They have seen a ton of their friend under marry and end up not that great by this point.

You work in the right environment to see the dynamic.

You could probably write a book on it.

[cbx]

I just spit beer reading the 3 legged pitbull comment........Too funny.



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[williejc]

Nobody has mentioned baggage in this girl conversation like debt, rage from a string of failed romances, being a loony tune, and a mother that lives wherever she lives.