Wasp Injector Knife: I did NOT make this up!

ToddG · 06-17-08, 13:54

I just heard of this, no lie, on the "Ask the Mall Ninja" forum.

quoted from the manufacturer's website:

Introducing the WASP Injection Knife. A multi-shot gas injection weapon that is devistating to any living creature and will drop some of the largest mammals in a single stab. This easy-to-use, easy-to-reload weapon delivers up to a 24g shot of compressed gas at 800 psi. on land or underwater. It is silent when used and deadly to our enemies. No need to take a chance that the enemy can come back to attack you.

**UVvis** · 06-17-08, 14:34

Also looks good for carbonating beverages. Or if using nitrous oxide, whipping heavy cream, or putting your enemies in a good mood before dispatching them.

**tinman44** · 06-17-08, 22:32

some things just make me ashamed of being a human.

**R1pper** · 06-18-08, 03:51

I saw this on another forum a few days ago. What the **** is the point of that

-DM-

**b_saan** · 06-18-08, 13:18

Originally Posted by Dick Manley

I saw this on another forum a few days ago. What the **** is the point of that

-DM-

If you add shaving cream to the canister you can get a smooth chin while in the field...

ToddG · 06-18-08, 13:20

Wait, now I get it.

It's the Airsoft knife!

**John_Wayne777** · 06-18-08, 15:08

Originally Posted by Dick Manley

I saw this on another forum a few days ago. What the **** is the point of that

-DM-

I think it's supposed to introduce an air bubble into the bloodstream, which can cause a serious cardiac episode if I remember my very limited 1st aid training.

If I'm right, I fail to see how you could reliably perform that tast given that the air jet is coming out of a knife blade that's hacked through all the blood vessels it's come across.

EDIT -- no, I'm wrong. Apparently it's designed to over-inflate the lungs and blow them up like over-inflating and popping a balloon.