Things done wrong so often that they are right...

[MBtech]

They put these flashing lights on cars now days... oh what were they called again?...Oh yeah!! TURN SIGNALS!!

[Leaveammoforme]

.410 revolvers with rifled barrels....and sig braces.

[CoryCop25]

"My husband choked me".... No he didn't, he strangled you. The only way you can be choked is if someone throws something down your throat.

[Averageman]

"My husband choked me".... No he didn't, he strangled you. The only way you can be choked is if someone throws something down your throat.

Now think about that for a minute and get back with us.

[Moose-Knuckle]

For example,
forte said "for-tay" is a musical reference,
but forte said "fort" is in regards to a sword or a strong point,
with nearly everyone pronouncing it "for-tay" for a strength.

And hear I thought you were going to go on a rant about he urban vernacular for 40oz. malt alcoholic beverages and center fire handguns chambered in .40S&W . . .

[MBtech]

It is an "ENGINE" under the hood of your vehicle not a "MOTOR"

[Eurodriver]

It is an "ENGINE" under the hood of your vehicle not a "MOTOR"

Unless you're in the UK, then it's completely reversed

[markm]

Even worse is old people driving in any lane.

Even worse is Asian drivers.... or Malaysian Pilots!

[Ned Christiansen]

Pictures of AR15's on magazine covers and in magazine ads, and others shown about by people who ought to know better, with a magazine in place, the bolt forward, and the safety off.

[militarymoron]

Referring to non fully-automatic firearms as 'assault rifles'.