Holy God...The Most Awesome Display Of Martial Skill And Weaponry You Will Ever See..

[LowSpeed_HighDrag]

I love Steyr's youtube channel!

[lunchbox]

Style alone isn't enough http://youtu.be/qGk1iAXSrkk

[TXBK]

I love Steyr's youtube channel!

With the addition of the Fat Ninja to Steyr's Dojo, he could quite possibly challenge Sulsa Do Corps for intergalactic domination.

[TXBK]

Style alone isn't enough http://youtu.be/qGk1iAXSrkk

Awesome dancer....terrible fighter.

[MountainRaven]

I stand corrected. He crawled out of his dungeon, and got some physical activity which he despises.

And that folks is the face of our future single-payer health care system. Too bad for me, he will get a new heart before I get the new back that I will need to carry this dungeon-dwelling, gamer and all his ilk for 30 someodd more years.

I would hazard that he doesn't hate physical activity, so much as he has never done it before.

[TXBK]

I would hazard that he doesn't hate physical activity, so much as he has never done it before.

Actually, in his interview with Tosh he says (and I quote), "I love food...I love gaming...I hate exercise."

On a side note, I tried to be a Cutco salesman when I was in college. They are awesome knives, but everyone that I sold them to ended up going to the emergency room with knife wounds. My mother stabbed a Petite Chef through the meaty part of her hand between her thumb and index finger trying to split frozen hamburger patties. I didn't like calling up strangers to stuff product down their throats. Sales just wasn't for me. I only sold them to people I knew, but when the word got out about all of the injuries and trips to the emergency room, it put a hurting on my ability to sale a couple knives for a few hundred dollars. I still have my sales set, and they are still awesome after 13 years. My wife loves them, but she ain't getting my Cutco knives if we ever get divorced.

[jpmuscle]

Idk, if you get divorced maybe she SHOULD get them.

[Abraham]

I admire Porky's steely eyed glare.

[Cincinnatus]

I don't know what you guys are talking about, this man was a blur of speed and surgical skill.
Move over Jet Li, Wet "I-never-met-a-taco-I-didn't-like" Li is in town.
If you are a water bottle, beware, the pug man with the "WillKeithian" accent WILL find you...

[MountainRaven]

Actually, in his interview with Tosh he says (and I quote), "I love food...I love gaming...I hate exercise."

As a former fatbody, I can tell you that I hated exercise. I hated exercise because it was difficult for me to do. Spending a couple minutes running to be rewarded with sore legs, a sore side, and huffing and puffing so badly you think you're going to suffocate while your heart is beating in your head so loudly you swear you're having a heart attack, on top of being hot and sweaty and maybe throwing up... it's really not pleasant. Not that I was ever as heavy as our New Jersey ninja, here.

As you lose weight, though, as you build up your endurance, exercise becomes fun and you start to like it. Maybe not all of it, maybe not all of the time. But enough that you don't usually need to struggle with the thought of whether you're going to exercise or take the day off on the couch to play video games.