Douche Gear 2015...

[WillBrink]

I like it! Just seems all but the last are so 2012 or before though. Maybe there's just not enough developments in the Douche development area? Low pants are so 90s and steroids so 80s!

[rjacobs]

So you are saying that all the free t-shirts I own from various events, my khaki cargo shorts and my Birkenstock sandals are not in style this summer?

Off to the store I go.

I wouldnt even know where to go to purchase said items to make me "fit in". Can anyone enlighten me?

[six8]

I'm a crocs n socks kinda guy. Suck it!

[jpmuscle]

Skinny jeans if you are not female... They seem to commonly found in combination with many of the already mentioned attributes. Never mind reinforcement of the fact that the wearer does not even lift.

[SilverBullet432]

Lets not forget the other douche gear:

1. Salmon shorts.
2. Sperry's
3. Button up with said pink shorts


And theres also the tactiqueer douche bags.

Arcteryx

Under armor

5.11

[Abraham]

SilverBullet432,

Funny you should mention that, as I wouldn't be caught dead wearing any of that stuff either, but then I'm an ardent long distance cyclist and you won't catch me in the Lance Armstong wannabe apparel either.

Bandwagon wear isn't for me...

[HKGuns]

Ok, I guess my doucheness runs shallow. What the heck is a selfie stick?

[SteyrAUG]

Remember back in the 80s when the worst thing we had to make fun of was "preppies"?

[SomeOtherGuy]

Ok, I guess my doucheness runs shallow. What the heck is a selfie stick?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selfie_stick

Just what the name implies.

[WickedWillis]

Nicely done. The Affliction/Tap Out shirts are still popular around my part of Eastern WA. It takes most of my inner strength not to say "I see you're wearing a Tap Out shirt, I too like to fight. Shall we do this here or outside?" Just to see what happens.

Yes they are. Go out to Northern Quest in Spokane and the damn place looks like an mma gym for overweight 40-year olds. That is part of the Spokane charm though, everyone is tough as ****.