So, any of you fellas built a house lately?
Here's my sitch:
Currently living in a typical urban/suburban cesspool. I grew up in the sticks of Tennessee, so, needless to say, my current living arrangements ain't working out. I'm on about a 1/9th of an acre, I can spit and hit the neighbor's house, I ****ing abhor my HOA, my "neighbors" wouldn't piss on me to put out the flames, and there's just too much damned asphalt. Growing up, when I was about 11-ish, my dad gave me a Savage 22/20ga, over and under, and I had a ratty old dirtbike. Pops gave me some shells, a slap on the ass, and said, "go have fun". So there is a culture clash, to say the least. I've lived in urban, studio apartments when I was a 20-something, and always thought dealing with the "city life" would be a temporary thing.
Long n' short of it, the Mrs. and I cashed out our 401ks, and bought some rural acreage.
So far, I have a set of architectural drawings for the house we want, along with accessory structures, I did a boundary survey back before I bought the place, I have a topographic map/engineering site development plan, Level III Soil Study/Percolation Test, etc. Obtaining permitting isn't a problem. I'm a Land Surveyor, and work with a bunch of Civil Engineers.
Needless to say, I've gotten to the point of full-blown kid-at-Christmas syndrome, where getting my ass out to our property can't happen soon enough.
So for anyone here, that's developed property recently:
What pitfalls/perils/challenges did you run into?
The property is rural, so I have the challenges of:
Grading
Well-Water only
Septic-only
Need to coordinate with the power company to run utility service to the site
I'm pretty much accepting the fact that I can throw my router in the garbage, because cable is not an option. I'm convinced internet is going to be a smartphone only-endeavor, but I still get good 4G signal out there. We don't have TV in our house now, so I'm not so concerned about that. Anyone here have Sattellite Internet? Dial-up?
During the development process, did anyone run into some unpleasant surprises? So far, the one that has my butthole in a pucker is the cost of well-drilling. At $10-$12 per LF, I shudder at what could end up being a costly dry-well.
My current plan of attack is to get the well installed before considering any other development. If I can't hit an acceptable rate, I may end up being in deep dog dung. I've got a cheap cistern design that my company used in a "green" development, but that was planned for general yard usage and not for drinking.
The biggest problem, other than throwing cash at a well, I have, is bridging the gap between leaving my house and moving into the new one. I could sell mine and rent, I suppose. It's my understanding that after the residential bubble popped, banks aren't too friendly in terms of giving out bridge-loans anymore. I've thought about slapping a trailer out there, while the building is going on, but that's right up there with renting, in terms of throwing money in the toilet.
If it was just me, I'd live out there in a tent, and take showers at the gym. Women, for some reason, don't seem to like that plan so much...
I'm curious to see how some of y'all pulled this off. I knew that just finding the land, after several years of looking, and looking, and more looking, was only the first hurdle. While it was definitely a huge milestone for us, and our weekends are finally freed up, there is still a long road ahead of us. We looked at a LOT of places, and nothing hit us as "the place" until we found our property. A lot of weird, synchronistic events led up to us getting the place that would almost push a rational person to superstition. Despite sounding fruity, it seemed meant to be.
Anyway, hit me with some advice.


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