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    Continuing with the theme.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skijunkie55 View Post
    Edit* Never mind. I suppose I shouldn't be excited about ISIS in Michigan but this really isn't suprising news. How many Moo slums are on the East side of the state?? A lot. Oh well.
    Bachelor party in Detroit this weekend... woo hoo.
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    “Answer The Bell...” J.W.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jpmuscle View Post
    Continuing with the theme.
    If you can't win a gun fight against a lightly-trained individual during broad daylight with 88 rounds of 30-06, I'm not sure you'd be able to do it with... any other firearm.
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    Ok, I've got an El Camino full of rampage here, so what's the plan?

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    ^ Win.
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    Why is no one commenting that only 23 out of 71 of these Jihadi's is still willing to run a mission? That's not a pretty good ratio.

    The headline should read:

    "73% of Terrorist Refuse Suicide Mission"

    In a stunning admission of the impact of the failed mission this weekend to punish those blasmyphing the prophet Mohammed, only 27% of affiliated Jihadists would embark on a similar mission. "That was a transit cop with a handgun, imagine if we run into someone with a rifle!", said Mohammed from his US govt paid for public housing. Reportedly this throws the Jihad plans into disarray since only 23 Jihadis are available and three of them have new goat/girlfriends, so they cannot be counted on. "Twenty-three Jihadis? David Koresh, the pagan, had more followers than that. This is a complete disaster for us at ISIS," said spokesman Mohammed. "Plus, all of us are named Mohammed, so it makes planning emails really difficult to follow. Which Mohammed gets the Kel-tec, which gets the Hi-point?"
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    Soon this thread will be visited by those who will tell you you're paranoid, and bring up the Klan, the Inquisition, the American Indians, etc.......you know, to make ISIS morally equivalent to us bad white Americans.
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    So, seriously, are we supposed to be scared or something?

    I mean, what this boils down to is a tantrum-throwing on a profound level.

    Someone draws a picture. Little Snakbar gets his pajamas in a twist, and decides to cry/throw a hissy fit and shoot people.

    I look at these fellas like bearded three year olds.

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    Bring it. We have more guns in this town than probably the rest of Commiefornia combined.
    "We must, indeed, all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately." -Benjamin Franklin

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