Funniest forum post you ever remember reading?

[Doc Safari]

I can't get this one out of my head. I laugh whenever I think about it. Unfortunately it happened about ten years ago so I can't link to it.

The gist of it was, somehow I found myself on a bodybuilding forum. I landed there by accident. I think I was surfing for photos of hot chicks and there was a thread on one of the bodybuilding forums.

Anyway, bored....I just started reading other threads and found one on steroids that went on for pages.

The funny thing is...the longer the thread went on the more heated the discussion became about 'roids and their effects. Members kept getting angrier and more belligerent until post after post started showing members "banned" until there were only two or three participants left in the thread that hadn't been banned.

It was so funny and obvious that the participants in that thread were suffering from 'roid rage and were getting banned as a result.

Lesson: if you post in the 'roid forum...better watch that 'roid rage!

Guess you had to be there, but I still think it's funny.

[Inkslinger]

I think Markm once posted not to look at google images for dillion press. Appologies to all that do...
Eta: i just checked, they must have cleaned it up.

[Zane1844]

I cannot remember any specifics, however, most funny forum posts I read come from bodybuilding forum, too. It does not matter how you end up there, it is always a funny read.

[MountainRaven]

I think Markm once posted not to look at google images for dillion press. Appologies to all that do...
Eta: i just checked, they must have cleaned it up.

I seem to recall doing so not long after MarkM posted that advice and there was nothing dirty then, either.

However, given that Google tracks your search habits, it likely means that MarkM has viewed similar unsavory images before.

[Inkslinger]

I seem to recall doing so not long after MarkM posted that advice and there was nothing dirty then, either.

However, given that Google tracks your search habits, it likely means that MarkM has viewed similar unsavory images before.

Well, being the glutton for punishment that I am, I googled right after he posted. It was definitely a fruity feast for the eyes!

[Ryno12]

Any of JSantoro's posts where he's jacking up members for whatever reason.
This place hasn't been as fun since he throttled back on riding people's asses.

[MountainRaven]

Well, being the glutton for punishment that I am, I googled right after he posted. It was definitely a fruity feast for the eyes!

I now know more than I needed to about both MarkM and your internet viewing habits!

[1_click_off]

I read it on another forum I'm a member. I made it my sig line over there

"I have some big ass zip ties in my console. I used them on a belligerent drunk once. A buddy and myself zip tied his wrists together behind his back. He started kicking so we zip tied his feet. He started spitting so we zip tied his feet to his wrists to his ankles and rolled him onto his stomach. He kept spitting so my buddy peed on him."

[Moose-Knuckle]

Probably the time Magicsalad asked about what everyone was getting for Christmas and he told us of the time he caught a case of the crabs on the way to a wedding!

[VIP3R 237]

Probably the time Magicsalad asked about what everyone was getting for Christmas and he told us of the time he caught a case of the crabs on the way to a wedding!

Yes! I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Also eurodriver's post in the same thread about the girlfriend who came into the room with a King Kong sized strap on.