Need Ideas: Stupid Crap I Can Sell To Stupid People With Money...

[SteyrAUG]

So I've got a homemade backyard forge going now. Been doing things for personal amusement like knives, throwing stars and similar stuff.

Basically just using stucco clam shell molds and producing castings. Figured out it would be easy to make just about anything, especially if using aluminum from coke cans.

So I need some product ideas. What is your typical (preferably left leaning socialist) ebay idiot going to spend $10-20 on?

I've got some promotion ideas figured out. Hand crafted by native American artisans (technically true) and will benefit some kind of Freedom Foundation (technically also true, profits will go directly to my ammo supply).

Thinking of themes like "Nationwide Pride", "All Lives Matter" and the like. I figure if China can sell cast aluminum crap, so can I. I also have basic "testor model paint" skills if needed. Just need actual product ideas.

[cinco]

Che Guevera targets. You've got your first order - PLEASE! One can only imagine where you can go from this! Best of luck!



ETA - the lefties would not even know they were targets if you added a subtle 10 ring...

[SteyrAUG]

Would be hard to make "cast metal" targets.

Also nobody is going to buy paper products, they just do image searches and print them out at home.

[cinco]

Would be hard to make "cast metal" targets.

Damn it. They would have been on every college kid's dorm room wall. Oh well.

Communist "Star" then finished with your Testor's "Commie Red" paint? Maybe some sort of witty progressive slogan? So many flavors.

If you are lucky, the Dem party and MoveOn will put you on their store sites.

[tb-av]

How about a little bust of Obama on a little wooden base. 2008 - 2016 and paint it like a rainbow. ... btw,,, if you make it to home shopping network with this you owe me a box of ammo.

Rainbowbama, destined to replace the dashboard Jesus.

[Clint]

Lol,
It seems the "more stupid" the idea, the wider the appeal it has.

Most of my thoughts don't fit into that category, so I can't really help.

Come to think of it, the "selfie stick" is the most ridiculous, narcissistic thing I've seen lately, so something along those lines should work.

[SteyrAUG]

How about a little bust of Obama on a little wooden base. 2008 - 2016 and paint it like a rainbow. ... btw,,, if you make it to home shopping network with this you owe me a box of ammo.

Rainbowbama, destined to replace the dashboard Jesus.

Might work, just not sure if I will get enough detail for a bust that would actually look good enough to sell. Some of the ones being offered on sale right now look like crap.

[uffdaphil]

Do something with that stupid COEXIST symbol. Make the small star on the Islamic crescent six pointed just for chuckles.

[Kain]

Might work, just not sure if I will get enough detail for a bust that would actually look good enough to sell. Some of the ones being offered on sale right now look like crap.

Who the hell said it would need to be detailed. Go full on cartoon with it, big ears, big lips, and a big nose. Bonus if the ears are big enough that you can glide the mofo. Put hope and change on the front, and despair in tiny letters on the bottom, or something like that. Make it a total satirical product.

[SteyrAUG]

Who the hell said it would need to be detailed. Go full on cartoon with it, big ears, big lips, and a big nose. Bonus if the ears are big enough that you can glide the mofo. Put hope and change on the front, and despair in tiny letters on the bottom, or something like that. Make it a total satirical product.

Something that actually LOOKS like Obama would sell. Something making fun of Obama probably wouldn't sell. People like us might laugh at it, but nobody is going to "BUY IT NOW" for $25.00