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Make shiny aluminum ingots that say "Jenuwine SILVER" on them and let the gold bugs buy them up. Tell them it's the best way to "hedge their bets" against an inevitable Clinton regime.Originally Posted by SteyrAUG
They will buy them in bulk... for 9000% their actual value.
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Good idea, but too much detail for a stucco casting.
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Chuck, we miss ya man.
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How about a cast aluminum drink coaster? Put some silly-assed pot leaf logo on the front, and on the bottom stamp it "Barry Sotero Mfg Corp."
You'll make millions.
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I like the irony. A drink coaster made out of drink cans. PRICELESS!
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Actually....you might have something.
It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.
Chuck, we miss ya man.
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YOu have to use the words
Sustainability
Eco-friendly
Green
Recycle
crowd sourced
merkin
GMO free
Heavy metal free
steroid free
But, sustainability is the key one.
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I was in all seriousness going to suggest a phallic adult toy with a Damascus oops I mean rainbow finish.
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While I haven't read the whole thread, Any Attorney's out there might want to set up a practice specializing in Gay divorce..
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Gold bugs might seem like silly asses, but most I know, can read a scale.. Besides that, I don't think Steyr is wanting to get noticed by the feds..
Last edited by ralph; 07-04-15 at 09:26.
There's a race of men who don't fit in, A race that can't stay still, So, they break the hearts of kith and kin, and roam the world at will..
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Make a small ingot and sell them as emergency knives, just add rocks to pound them into shape.
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