"People who eat breath and sleep sports. And then do nothing but talk about sports."
An ex-friend of mine was the above guy.
What a bore!
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-People who think that guns are currency. Buying used guns isn't a service. Guns don't keep the lights on; the money a gun store makes from selling the guns is what keeps the lights on. If you can't figure out why we don't do straight up trades for guns, it's because unless the gun you're trading us is hard to find, in high demand, and we can make a good profit from reselling it, we gain nothing from a trade. At the end of the day, our landlord can't be paid in rusty Hi-Points, and we can't deposit a DPMS in the bank.
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who do not.-Ben Franklin
there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.-Samwise Gamgee -
Tacticool ninjas that refer to all hunters as "Fudds."
Rattlesnakes.
Especially pits of them.
"If force can take away liberty, force is necessary to preserve it. It is the hatred of violence alongside the willingness to use violence that preserves liberty. In order for us to live as free men, we have to hate the violence that takes away liberty, yet at the same time, we must embrace the violence that preserves it. That is the paradox our founders appreciated and made work for over 200 years."
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Liberals
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Originally Posted by pinzgauer
OMG- so annoying.
Me: Excuse me sir, how much is this gun you have in the case?
Clerk: If it has a yellow tag, its used, if it has a white tag, it is new.
Me: Oh... ok, well how much is it.
Clerk: (still sitting in chair) That is an old Detonics 10mm. They don't make them anymore. I've sold a few over the years. Not many people know much about them but occasionally ill get a guy walk in and ask if we have one or seen any come in. But I get probably 1 maybe 2 a year and they just sit for a few months and ill just let my friend sell them at a gun show in Ft. Worth. Great conversation piece. I think there are a few collectors here and there. I don't know if they make parts for them anymore but I bet you could get on the internet and look around.
Me: Yeah, that's real cool man. How much is it?
Clerk: I don't know, you might be too young to remember, but do you remember Miami Vice? It was a cop show back in the 80's. Well anyway, this gun was actually built for that show. Don Johnson used this gun and that show is what made this gun pretty famous. Its based on the 1911 but its a 10mm. I think the company that made these went bankrupt in the 90s. You ever shot a 10mm? You know the story of that 10? FBI was looking for a more powerful round than the .38 and started to do research on ......
Me: LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MY FACE! DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT? DID YOU THINK I DROVE UP HERE IN A WHITE TESTAROSSA? I ASKED YOU HOW MUCH THIS GUN IS. I DONT HAVE ALL DAY!
Clerk: Oh, are you interested in it?
Me: NO, I JUST LIKE ASKING THE PRICE ON SHIT FOR FUN. THANKS BUT NEVERMIND! -
"Woo girls" or guys for that matter. Makes want to throw a frag grenade.... But there are other peeves to be sure.
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Really? Verbatim? Originally Posted by elephant
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who do not.-Ben Franklin
there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.-Samwise Gamgee -
Movies where everytime they pull out a Glock - there is the sound of a hammer cockin!
johnjmoore (aka - geezer john)
"The state that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards, and its fighting done by fools." Thucydides -
I know right! Every time.
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Ha. I see what you did there... Originally Posted by BoringGuy45
