It doesn't matter. Yo' taxes gonna go up anyway.
Some people will never go to jail. If you have enough money or enough criminal undermining you walk.
Now...YOU will get berated by some eager beaver rookie trying to save the world plus a ticket for going 12 over, YOU will get jammed up by a red light ticket on a yellow, YOU will have your bank acvount cleared if you're a day late with taxes and YOU will never qualify for assistance if you lose a job or fall on hard times.
But this backsided bitch can get good great white American fighting men with families murdered in some godless heathen country, can take money openly from Red Chinese, and can play fvck around games with classified info that one tranny guy is in Leavenworth over and another guy will die in exile over.
AND NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. Ever.
But don't fret, my big donkey ass will be in jail next to you for Jaywalking or not rewinding or having a late library book. If anything it'll give us street cred when we try to get a record label going.




