#Winning

[Ned Christiansen]

, I'd think they beer bonged rectally.

No shit. Some genius college/high school kids hang upside down, shove a tube up their ass, and get another genius to pour straight liquor straight to his rectum.

I don't know whether to thank you sarcastically or sincerely for that information.

You just put a bit of category 5 stank on some of my favorite taste bud tantalizers, but then..... that might not be such a bad thing.

[SteyrAUG]

Election blues?

[Sensei]

Didn't they come out with some sort of alcohol vaporizer about a year ago? I think I heard about a 5X on the news once. I didn't know you could get 9X and be alive.

He is homeless so I bet that he gets drunk the old fashioned way. FWIW, he was intubated for respiratory failure secondary to ETOH toxicity back in Feb. His BAC was 589 on that admission. This ain't his first rodeo in the MICU.

[Dist. Expert 26]

What exactly was dudeman drinking? You can slam a handle of liquor and not be on that level.

[Firefly]

Never give homeless people money. If you still have a sliver of human empathy; buy them a bag of fastfood, give them a thick blanket or an old coat. Give them fresh water.

Any money gets drunk, snorted, or smoked.

I've heard people tell some real sob stories about being "So hongry, suh. You gots no idea how hongry"

So you say "Sounds tough. Whaddya want? Quarter pounder or Big Mac?"

"No money?"

"No money."

"Then FVCK YOU, MUFUKA!!"

Tale as old as time

[Firefly]

What exactly was dudeman drinking? You can slam a handle of liquor and not be on that level.

Vodka. Had to been.

[Bubba FAL]

And who is paying the medical bills,I wonder.

[skywalkrNCSU]

Never give homeless people money. If you still have a sliver of human empathy; buy them a bag of fastfood, give them a thick blanket or an old coat. Give them fresh water.

Any money gets drunk, snorted, or smoked.

I've heard people tell some real sob stories about being "So hongry, suh. You gots no idea how hongry"

So you say "Sounds tough. Whaddya want? Quarter pounder or Big Mac?"

"No money?"

"No money."

"Then FVCK YOU, MUFUKA!!"

Tale as old as time

In college we had a house right by campus and it happened to be beside a crack house. I could watch homeless people bet fo money on the street and walk right to that house. That was enough for me to never give a homeless person any money.

[Leaveammoforme]

Hey Sensei-

Is there a treatment similar to say like dialysis or a transfusion for when people approach that high of a BAC? Or do you just hang back and see what happens?

[Kain]

I don't know whether to thank you sarcastically or sincerely for that information.

You just put a bit of category 5 stank on some of my favorite taste bud tantalizers, but then..... that might not be such a bad thing.

You didn't know people did that? Seriously, I thought that was common knowledge. I mean, I don't get the funnel a beer idea, I like my beer, bought a assortment of ales and porters today at the mix a seven and am enjoying one now, quite tasty. I usually enjoy a few brews a week for my health, and sometimes for the health of others. If you don't like the taste of beer, find something you do like, or drink a ****ing soda. Don't use alcohol as an excuse to get ****ed up for the sake of getting fucekd up, there isn't a point to that. Funneling shit up your ass to get get drink quicker though is just asinine. Pun intended. if you want to kill yourself there are easier ways, I'll donate the rope, as long as I can get the tax write off.