Death of the American Empire?

[Pilot1]

It is because politicians always figure out they can buy votes with free stuff. Half the people in America have no skin in the game as they don't pay Fed Income Tax, and probably very little other income tax. They will vote Commie every time.

[Firefly]

The only way for us to right the ship is for every able bodied American man to quit their jobs, lift all day, wife up five women, have a lot of kids, headbutt the Iranian flag, and go out and build stuff. Blast Outlaw Country and or legit gangster rap while doing so.

Voluntarily move into a bad neighborhood and reclaim it the hard way. Publicly shame bronies and the questioning with some hardcore locker room style hazing.

And if you see someone doing wrong, dont dial 911. Put their ass in a headlock and walk their ass to a cop noogieying them bald the whole way gone. Removing the press 1 for English option from everything would also help.

Also buy more 4x4s and quit voting for bitches who wear cowboy hats. She looks like an old ass stripper.

So tl;dr lift more and have more kids

ETA. An illustrated example of someone Americaning the right way



I'm actually kind of serious like yes. This is my advice

#MAGA